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It's definitely .08.
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5:gen> man
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straight up crunk, ya herr?
people with an IQ under 80 shouldnt be allowed to drive, or get in a car.Displaced> I get pussy every day
Displaced> I'm rich
Displaced> I drive a ferrari lol
Displaced> ur a faggot with no money
Thors> prolly
Thors> but the pussy is HAIRY!
best comeback everComment
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my housemate drives better drunk. When he's sober he drives as hard as his gay little 4 cylinder truck will go. When he's drunk he drives nice and slow so that he wont get pulled over.Comment
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yea, seeing how .50 is alcohol poisoning anything over is pretty much DEADOriginally posted by Facetious View Post
BUT THIS GUY KNOWS EVERYTHING, THIS COOL DRUNK DRIVER.Comment
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gr8 thrd itt
stmp of apprvlOriginally posted by WardComment
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erasied!Originally posted by Vykromond View Post
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Some dude wasn't paying attention and dented my car 2 weeks ago, plus a nice long scratch down the side. I can't fucking have that, my car is too nice for that shit. I am getting it fixed Tuesday and that dude has to pay for it all.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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Was I supposed to be looking at the girls?
Hirluin is now known on TW as Hirluin! <ZH>
New Zealand - home of the best Trench Wars players in the world!
DJ Hirluin on TW Radio
My awesome MySpace page :)Comment
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My friend almost crashed my car.. She's probably the worst driver I've seen!
Was it a Volvo you had?Comment
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I was expecting the picture of the witch that flew into the treeOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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Sucks about the car. I got rear-ended and my car got totaled last Saturday.
I agree with you though - the pain killers are great, it's just a shame that I need them!Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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x2Originally posted by Epinephrine View PostMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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A) that crash really wasn't very bad. I've seen a lot worse in the last few months alone, ignoring anything i've ever seen in my life.
B) I wish your friend had died. I really do. This isn't some form of internet sarcasm or anything of the like, I am not joking. I really wish he died.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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Had? I have a Volvo.Originally posted by Emaho View PostMaybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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Gall I don't remember inducting you into the Beautiful People Club, please change your user title.Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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