Let's not masturbate

[Ewan]

I've occasionally had half-arsed attempts at not masturbating for a couple of weeks, I normally give in after about 3 days. This time is going to be different, and I encourage some of you to try the same! I am going to try and go until next Wednesday (1.5weeks) at the minimum, hopefully longer.

You're allowed one before you start, but apart from that, none at all, once you have one after that you're out.

Let's see who can go the longest (This will rely on honesty, please have some honour and don't lie about it).

Also, if you're in a sexual relationship then you can't take part cause you have an unfair advantage over us lonely folks.

[freddie]

What if you start sexual relationship during this fantastic contest?

[Noah]

I'm in a relationship, but I won't see her for a while, and when she's not here I'm a fucking hand-racer. Even tho I'm in a sexual relationship, take my word for it, I'm going to have a harder challenge than you.

I'm in.

[HeavenSent]

After about a month, you'll start to get messy sheets.

Or your balls will hurt, a.k.a. Blue Ballz and you'll see a doctor who'll simply tell you your nutt needs to be busted.

[Noah]

Hold the fuck on, this is to Wednesday. Not a second further, I'll be lying in the trenches loading the shotgun at 00:01.

[Edify]

how about.. 2 months.

[Aquatiq]

TW's Elaine is in, and not giving 2:1 odds.

wait, you're serious?

[Jerome Scuggs]

i regularly go 2, 3 months at a time, regardless of relationship status

[NaiLed]

i regularly go 2, 3 months at a time, regardless of relationship status

weird

[Dack Falu]

You won't last.

[Facetious]

i see no upside to doing this

[genocidal]

i see no upside to doing this

Exactly. If you guys do end up getting lucky (highly improbable) you'll cum your little face off in about 15 seconds all over some poor girl's hand.

[Noah]

Genocidal, please come down from your mighty throne, and teach us what a woman is.

There is an upside to this, if I can claim that I've managed myself for 1,5 week, then I'll get moar sex when my girl is visiting me again, and it will be better. (Only if Gen is nice enough to show me what I'm going to put where)

[Vykromond]

i see no upside to doing this

&&

[genocidal]

Get in line ladies, Sex Ed 101 by Gen is open for business!