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  • #31
    It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight

    Risin' up to the challenge of our rival

    And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night

    And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger







    Last edited by deathking; 04-23-2007, 11:07 PM.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
      Why don't we really have some fun and see who can wank the most

      that way everyone's a winner
      They did that on Kenny vs Spenny. Kenny tried to cheat by sneaking into Spenny's room at night and subjecting his genitalia to radiation.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
        Stairs?

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        • #34
          2 weeks so far. i'm not really sure why, but yeah. i don't really mind, i'm just not interested in it.
          Originally posted by turmio
          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
          Originally posted by grand
          I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Troll King View Post
            They did that on Kenny vs Spenny. Kenny tried to cheat by sneaking into Spenny's room at night and subjecting his genitalia to radiation.
            as long as D1stort stays away from my balls then we'll all be good to go
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Troll King View Post
              They did that on Kenny vs Spenny. Kenny tried to cheat by sneaking into Spenny's room at night and subjecting his genitalia to radiation.
              Strange, very strange show.

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              • #37
                Im in.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
                  as long as D1stort stays away from my balls then we'll all be good to go
                  I'd be more worried about Stult personally
                  USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                  • #39
                    what can I say, you're closer
                    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                    • #40
                      You ate some priest porridge

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                      • #41
                        Shit, that's me out already. I did break my previous record of 45 minutes though which isn't too bad.

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                        • #42
                          If you would have the "who goes the most" contest displaced would win it by default, he's a machine
                          Originally Posted by HeavenSent
                          You won't have to wait another 4 years.
                          There wont be another election for president.
                          Obama is the Omega President.
                          http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Da1andonly View Post
                            If you would have the "who goes the most" contest displaced would win it by default, he's a machine
                            How you know? Are you watching? :fear: <_< :turned:

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Da1andonly View Post
                              If you would have the "who goes the most" contest displaced would win it by default, he's a machine
                              I dare him!
                              some are wise, some are otherwise

                              1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
                              1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
                              1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?

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                              • #45
                                for some reason i thought doing shit like this would be a good idea back in high school. one time i went 48 days, the next time i tried to double it at 96. let me tell u, i did it, but it was not worth it. you get absolutely nothing out of it, unless u bet people money. it was fucking hard to do 96.. i think i messed up on day 30 and had to start over too. but i eventually did it. i basically went crazy, my thoughts went completely haywire, and i would spend much of my time just thinking about it all. so cherish your time in high school with your own room and a good working lock on your door. in college the frequency goes down.
                                Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                                apt>yes u can wtf
                                apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                                apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                                apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                                Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                                apt>na
                                apt>ill show you pictures
                                apt>next time I masturbate

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