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Must keep the chickens happy!
"People have been putting golf balls under their brooding hens pretending that they are eggs to make the chickens happy," senior veterinarian at Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary Dr Michael Pyne said.
"The snake has got in thinking that he has got a free meal and swallowed up these four golf balls."
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Banned 4 racism, because he called someone a 'monkey'!
INDIA spinner Harbhajan Singh has been banned for three Tests after being found guilty of racially abusing Australia's Andrew Symonds.
The sentence was imposed after Singh was found to have called Symonds "a monkey," the International Cricket Council (ICC) announced overnight.
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this just in
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Two things regarding this story:Originally posted by T3l Ca7 View Post
Firstly, calling someone a monkey is quite a common racist remark. European football fans (esp the Spanish) are quite notorious for making monkey sounds when a black player is on the pitch, and quite a few clubs get in trouble for it.
Secondly, he does actually look like a monkey, so the remark might not be racist.
USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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I'm really trying to put some effort into understanding why your life is so emptyOriginally posted by T3l Ca7 View Post
but I just can't find the will to careMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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?find sertifi <ZH>
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man liquid. your avatar is soooooooooooooooooooo AWESOME!A glass can only spill what it contains.
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
"I do not really understand myself these days. I am supposed to be an average, reasonable, & intelligent young man. However, lately (I cannot recall when it started) I have been a victim of many unusual & irrational thoughts."-Charles WhitmanComment
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for some reason, I literally can't read anything telcat types in the forums..
Someone tell me, why do i feel this way......Comment
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Same here, it's like I'm losing my ability to read. I see the letters, but my brain is so uninterested that I can't bother to connect them into words.Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across itComment
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Boy glues self to bed to avoid school
Click here for the full story."I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to school,'' the boy, Diego, said.
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"I remembered my mum had bought a very strong glue,'' he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours.☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏Comment
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This one time in high school, I forgot that I had a English presentation, and it was right after lunch... So at lunch I just bought 12 milks and downed them all as fast as I could so I would puke... I made it to 9-10 before the chunks came.... I missed English.1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat
1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
1:trashed> wha
1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
1:trashed> i download my own
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1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would comeComment
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I remember when I was in middle school, i rubbed my eye for like 15 minutes, simply because I was bored and wanted to get out of class. My eye turned so red I was sent to the nurses office and promptly home for 3 days. Pink eye is contagious! Worked better than I thought.
On a side note, I'm starting to feel really bad for telcat. She tries so hard and falls even harder every single time. Keep at it telcat, Learn from your mistakes.Comment
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