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  • #16
    Cooking??? LOLOLOL

    Obviously you guys are clueless. Cooking is doesn't 'help' her, cooking is fun, not hard. Offer to clean up.

    Better yet, go clean the toilet. Now THAT will get you laid.

    Show her that you are willing to doing something that you HATE to do for her.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Cops View Post
      I got duped into doing V day with a chick I dated for 3 weeks, what a waste of time. It destroyed the entire relationship, we took it too serious too soon. Anything under three months isn't worth celebrating.
      i dunno, a few asians back i was in a situation like that, but i bought her a book (house of leaves BEFORE IT WAS COOL) and made her a cd, it was all good

      scurvy, i'm surprised you're having trouble, you creative fuck. the best idea i've ever had but never had the chance or resources to do, was celebrate some other event in some fashion and not tell anyone.
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      • #18
        i'm not big on valentine's day, and i have midterms the day before and the day after so i think i'm just heading out to dinner where i'll give her a peniset.
        Originally posted by turmio
        jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
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        I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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        • #19
          Make her a T-shirt, or make one for yourself that refers to her.
          Awesomeness guaranteed.
          "... I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep." -R. Frost

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          • #20
            My girlfriend is working till 5:30pm so I don't have all day with her.
            I'm planning on wine, chocolates, teddy, card. The usual.

            Also:
            Cheese fondue starters
            Cooking a great dinner, I'm a great cook
            Chocolate fondue afters

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            • #21
              Originally posted by CrvenBan View Post
              don't do anything, it's such a commercial bullshit of a day, I wouldn't do anything on the principles alone. I generally turn off my phone and don't talk to her on valentine's. Makes her appreciete me more on other days of the year
              Well, you really dont grasp the concept of valentines day... this day is made by men, for men... It allows us to be dicks to them all year long, aslong as we're extra sweet 'n nice that 1 day.... capiche?
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              • #22
                I like being a dick all year long. Just a personal preference... :P
                Originally posted by Disliked
                However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


                Originally posted by concealed
                when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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                • #23
                  i just give her a kiss and say i love you...and to make my self feel better, i tell her your birth day is the 19th, so stfu and wait 5 extra days...

                  this year i bought my girl a purse and shoes yesterday, which i found a briliant idea because it is before valentines, and it totally made her forget about velantines day, and than she told me she doesnt even care about valentines no more cus she got what she wanted from excitment

                  so basically, get her cought up in something else that seems bigger than valentines

                  after all, i still believe its just a shitty holiday, if you even want to call it that, made up by the govarnment to get some extra income from the love community on a yearly basis

                  o/
                  Call me Hadoken cus' Im down right FIERCE

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                  • #24
                    Pasta is getting his 11 year old gf drunk with Wine on a Thursday.. such a responsible guy!
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                    • #25
                      he should use eleven roses then

                      cheaper
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                      • #26
                        no, we are celebrating SATURDAY! and im not getting her drunk, just horny altho' i dont need wine for that
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                        • #27
                          I don't have a valentine :blushing: maybe I should start a thread that asks for advice on what to do on Valentines Day by yourself.. probabbly just get drunk

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                          • #28
                            Help I need romantic relationship.

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                            • #29
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Ephemeral View Post
                                Cooking??? LOLOLOL

                                Obviously you guys are clueless. Cooking is doesn't 'help' her, cooking is fun, not hard. Offer to clean up.

                                Better yet, go clean the toilet. Now THAT will get you laid.

                                Show her that you are willing to doing something that you HATE to do for her.
                                I'm not at the age where I even think about cleaning toilets for some chick, chief. Gotta love the early twenties.
                                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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