Where would you go if Zombies attacked?

[HateTheFake]

id go to a farm with a family, most farms have fences and guns and supplies. Plus not too many movies ive seen ever had smart zombies

[Liquid Blue]

they don't have smart people, either

probably with attracting attention on farms is you have to watch out for zombies and dumb survivors

[Summa]

i would raid a gun store, get some food, maybe a few generators, a car, some blankets, and go into a giant open field, one where i can see a very very long way in each direction. shops and shit are too sneaky, want a lot of distance between me and them fuckers

[Troll King]

I'd go park out at Make Out Point with the slutty cheerleader and dismiss any odd noises we hear by saying "don't worry baby, that's just the wind".

No, wait, I'm sorry, that's what I'd do if I want to be one of the first victims.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

I'd drive a bus full of explosives into kthx's WalMart.

[Fluffz]

id drive a bus into your bus

edit: anytime!

[kthx]

At a walmart you could move all the aisles into the front of the stores in the doorways, so you have a huge open area in the middle of the store after you stack up everything that isn't of use to block the exits in a way that nothing would EVER be able to get in and nobody would EVER be able to get out or let anything in without spending at least 30 hours doing it. And by then someone would catch them and put a stop to it. People could start doing this after all of the doors were blocked off, then if someone really wanted to let someone up, you could let down a rope and pull them up I suppose, but zombies can't climb ropes. Also, think of all the explosive chemicals at Wal-Mart, its a bonanza of molotov cocktail materials.

[Liquid Blue]

and someone would start a fire and you'd be trapped

no thanks, people are way too stupid in life or death situations

[paradise!]

This is probably THE greatest thread ever. gj wark

my ideas:

Alright so, I got this attack type shit goin on in front of my room, it's probably an attic but ive never looked in it. It has this kind of indentation in the roof where the attic thing comes down. What I was thinking is:

-bring laptop(w/wireless card)
-soda, cookies!!, crack(.......for the kids), and my phone.
-probably like a mini stove
-generator
-small tv
-radio
-guns
-binoculars
-car keys (incase shit gets desperate gotta book it outta here and make it to my oh so sexy '01 avalon.

After I got all this shit with my i would like fill in the indentation with some kind of soft wood and paint that shit white to make the wall on the roof look seamless. So the zombs will be like "yo pfft...that wall is seamless..i suspect nothing" and just move on.

Althought i really wouldnt want a zomb attack, I WOULD REALLY WANT A FUCKING ZOMB ATTACK.

[kthx]

That is ridiculous, zombies can sense brainwaves. You would be found instantly, and trapped up there with nothing to eat or smoke after you were done with your crackers and crack.

And as for the fire issue, walmart has fire alarms, and fire extinguishers, not only do they have them everywhere, they also sell them, so there is no way the entire place would burn down.

As for the exploding bus, you would never get through the throng of zombies trying to get into the walmart, besides from the molotov cocktails and propane bombs we set off in the parking lot, there would be many holes in the ground, and the explosions from the gas in the cars when they caught on fire would turn the parking lot into a mess that nothing could drive through.

[Salubrious]

I'd go and try to talk some reason into them.

[Squeezer]

you ignorant foos!



If you read that Dank, you'd know that water is a bad place to hide from zombies.

1) you're isolated with no food and clean water
2) zombies dont have to breath...they're dead, so they wont drown
3) If you fall in, or if a zombie is able to reach up and overturn your boat then you're dead.

I'm finding a grain solo and grabbing a sniper rifle.

[Foreign]

Easy, I'd steal a semi, run by kthx's walmart to get a few years' worth of supplies. I'd hook the semi up with some cantenna and roam the midwest highways where nobody lives, stealing deisel fuel from the gas stations out there along the way and eventually from datacenters.

Eventually I'd make it back down to Texas and see if Kthx was still alive, preferably just in time to roll in and save him from a few zombies with my top-mounted alien minigun I picked up from area 51. We would become comrades and I'd bring supplies back and forth from military bases and such.

Eventually we would have enough supplies and defense to begin to expand outward by building high voltage fences in a spiral pattern outwards from the walmart. Given enough time we would expand to the point of being able to sustain a small community/military base within the fenced area.

Our next mission would be to hunt the zombies into extinction using all of our military equipment. We'd learn how to fly helicopters and wipe out thousands of zombies at a time from the air. Eventually we'd run the zombies into the sea/canada/mexico and take the US back for ourselves. We would form a new government and rule the known sane world for the rest of our lives.

The End.

[Squeezer]

Easy, I'd steal a semi, run by kthx's walmart to get a few years' worth of supplies. I'd hook the semi up with some cantenna and roam the midwest highways where nobody lives, stealing deisel fuel from the gas stations out there along the way and eventually from datacenters.

Eventually I'd make it back down to Texas and see if Kthx was still alive, preferably just in time to roll in and save him from a few zombies with my top-mounted alien minigun I picked up from area 51. We would become comrades and I'd bring supplies back and forth from military bases and such.

Eventually we would have enough supplies and defense to begin to expand outward by building high voltage fences in a spiral pattern outwards from the walmart. Given enough time we would expand to the point of being able to sustain a small community/military base within the fenced area.

Our next mission would be to hunt the zombies into extinction using all of our military equipment. We'd learn how to fly helicopters and wipe out thousands of zombies at a time from the air. Eventually we'd run the zombies into the sea/canada/mexico and take the US back for ourselves. We would form a new government and rule the known sane world for the rest of our lives.

The End.

and what about when the gas runs out? There's no one working to pump more, they've all been zombified. Eventually (and probably sooner rather than later), the world's fuel would run out. Then what?

I would get a bike and start pedaling. Quiet, quick and able to be dropped at a moment's notice. Then I'd be like LB and cover myself head to toe with kevlar and catcher's equipment.

[kthx]

I live in Texas, getting oil would be easy enough for me. And if that failed I would get someone to fly me to Norway and wring out Ratty's Hair.