Where would you go if Zombies attacked?

[kthx]

Not my fault socialism makes food too expensive for you to buy in excess.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

But hey, illegal pharmaceuticals are easily procured through mail, so we've got that covered too?

[PaulOakenfold]

I'd be that guy in 28 days of night that takes the truck with the unrealistic saw blades on it and sacrifice myself. Zombies, vampires... whatever. Although before doing it, I'd take a bunch of opiates and benzos so I wouldn't feel the pain or panic when my body is being bitten into.

[PaulOakenfold]

Or chug a bottle of vodka and cast myself to sea, and hope to god no zombie fish are alive... if so, chug another bottle.

[Galleleo]

Not my fault socialism makes food too expensive for you to buy in excess.

That is so much bullshit, it isn't even funny. Americans are so obese because the food is absolutely terrible. Having been here for a month now, I have lost all appetite. Everything is just greasy, sugary and unhealthy, even the stuff that is supposed to be healthy is unhealthy.

[PaulOakenfold]

I wanna go out in my sleep, or ODing on a speedball. It's a tough decision. At least with the OD I can write my own obituary and figure out my will... but sleep brings so much less anxiety beforehand... not that you'd feel much when you're high as hell on H though.

[DankNuggets]

That is so much bullshit, it isn't even funny. Americans are so obese because the food is absolutely terrible. Having been here for a month now, I have lost all appetite. Everything is just greasy, sugary and unhealthy, even the stuff that is supposed to be healthy is unhealthy.

are you incapable of making a meal yourself? visit a grocery store instead of complaining that "fast food is bad for you". we know that already.

[Galleleo]

I am not talking about fast food, I am talking about all the food here.

And why would I waste time and money on getting groceries and cooking, etc. when I get food for free here at the university?

All I said is that the reason for Americans being so obese is the quality of the food, which is terrible and not just fast food.

A normal coke here, has at least 50% more sugar in it than a normal coke in Europe.

[Squeezer]

I am not talking about fast food, I am talking about all the food here.

And why would I waste time and money on getting groceries and cooking, etc. when I get food for free here at the university?

All I said is that the reason for Americans being so obese is the quality of the food, which is terrible and not just fast food.

A normal coke here, has at least 50% more sugar in it than a normal coke in Europe.

well that's fucking why.

Yes, we are a fat country and we serve fat food everywhere. If you do not want to be fat you have to take initiative to eat right.

Or you could try eating at restaurants and not school cafeterias before you judge our food quality.

[Regen]

I would go to Academy....ez

[Troll King]

Has it really been that boring around here that Wark has to derail one of his own threads with this crap?

[Summa]

I am not talking about fast food, I am talking about all the food here.

And why would I waste time and money on getting groceries and cooking, etc. when I get food for free here at the university?

All I said is that the reason for Americans being so obese is the quality of the food, which is terrible and not just fast food.

A normal coke here, has at least 50% more sugar in it than a normal coke in Europe.

in response to this, i ate almost entirely on campus last quarter at seattle university which actually has some of the most top quality university food i have ever had (which still blows), this quarter i have been eating off campus a lot and making some of my own food and now i can't stand the food here....trust me...get outta that damn cafeteria and cook for urself...far superior

[Galleleo]

I ate at the Hard Rock cafe and that was good, but not very Healthy. And we have some places off campus, Chinese, Greek Pizzeria and some others and I have eaten there, and that wasn't much better than the campus food. I have just been trying to mostly live on Salads and stuff. But the problem for me is that I have just lost all appetite here. I can go an entire day without any food and still not feel hungry. I just eat because I have too and I try to stick to as healthy food as possible, salads, the pasta which is ok, etc. But really, here in Muncie there isn't anything good besides like 1 Mexican place (but without a car, there is no way of getting there) so I would have to go to Indianapolis everyday just to get decent food.

[Foreign]

ok, new idea.

1) Develop a method of purifying zombie remains to make them edible.
2) Acquire an ungodly amount of zombie-killing machinery.
3) Find a non-suspension-type bridge that can't be brought down from the bank (doesn't have to be huge, just large enough to hold me, all my ammo, and whatever purification equipment I need).
4) Barricade myself on the bridge on both ends and kill some zombies. Turning the corpses into food solves a lot of my sustainability problems. If it got really bad I could always collapse the outermost section of the bridge on one side so I only have 1 side to defend.
5) Seems like no matter what I'm going to run out of ammo. Maybe if I build my barricade correctly I could build some kind of reusable weapon (something medieval-like) to kill them with.

[PaulOakenfold]

Show them a Galleleo post and instantly kill them.