Something to do

[Jeenyuss]

I almost got people to believe I was a retarded 19 yo from Kansas though ...

not much of a stretch.

[Xog]

I used the OmegleBot from AIM with my sidekick while I was on the bus. It was quite useful for killing travel time :P

[Lock]

You: hi
Stranger: ask me 3 ?'s ready set go.
You: how bick is ur cock
Stranger: I don't have one
You: how many stds do u have
Stranger: 0
You: want one?
Stranger: no
Stranger: my turn
You: ok
Stranger: are you a douche bag?
You: no
Stranger: then why are you acting like one?
You: that wasnt a question
Stranger: yes it is
You: is it?
Stranger: yes
You: are u sure?
Stranger: I'm positive
You: HIV positive?!?!

[Reaver]

Stranger: hello
Stranger: hi???
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: HELLO?
Stranger: how are u?
You: I'm better now that you're here
You: how are you
Stranger: how come??? i dont even know me
Stranger: fineee...
You: well my fortune cookie said "you will meet a wonderful stranger that will change your life"
Stranger: huhauahauh
You: so it must be you
Stranger: hahaha maybeee
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Where would you like me to be from?
Stranger: i would like you to be from wherever you really are from
You: well, where would that be?
Stranger: haha my goddd.... please tell where are you from
You: if you give me a hint I'll tell you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Another one:

You: hello
Stranger: age, sex?
You: 23, yes please
Stranger: sex?
You: Sure
Stranger: male or female
You: I'd prefer to have it with a female
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Soilderz]

this link isn't working : ((((((((((

[Soilderz]

Omg It Worked

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: how are you
You: fine!
You: you?!
Stranger: great
Stranger: m or f
You: good!
You: m!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

sometimes i wish i was a female

[Downfall]

Loooooooooooooooooooooool Xog

edit:
Stranger: oot suomalainen mä tiiän

You: hi

You: what the FUCK

You: ?

Stranger: joo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Edify]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: heyehy
You: third times a charm, dangit
Stranger: HOWS IT HANGING MAN
Stranger: nope
Stranger: IM A GUY
You: haha
Stranger: ;_;
You: i'm not trying to meet girls
You: that's just lame
Stranger: oh right lol
You: right
You: cool
Stranger: you'd be suprised how many do
You: yeah
You: creepy.
Stranger: ah, who gives a fuck
You: this is a pretty funky site
Stranger: yeah, real snazzy, huh?
You: whoever came up with this
Stranger: some 18 year old, man
You: must have had a weird dream or something
Stranger: haha
You: okay.
You: it's morphin time
You: bye
Stranger: powerrangers ftw
Stranger: later :3

[grand]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how you doing?
You: FUK YOU WHORE, EAT A COCK FOR NOT REPLYING STUPID BITCH
Stranger: good u
You: oh
You: you did reply
You: hi!
You: sorry for my outburst
You: im crazy like that!
Stranger: i can tell
You: WTF ARE YOU IMPLYING?
You: ARE YOU SAYING YOU KNOW ME?
Stranger: nothin
You: YOU PISSING ME OFF HERE
You: BETTER APOLOGIZE
Stranger: sry
You: omg im so sorry, i get a little bipolar
Stranger: ok
You: hey
You: where do you live?
Stranger: how olld r u
Stranger: nyc
You: im 16!
You: you are?
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: ?
You: i am female
You: blonde
You: you?
Stranger: male
Stranger: wth a Big cock
You: oh really
You: im intrigued
Stranger: ya
You: i live in Rochester
Stranger: nice
You: if you want to sex me, go to trenchwars.org
You: and download continuum 0.40

[RATTY...]

Rejected by a skinny bitch.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiyah
You: i like them chubby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Aquatiq]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hei urosaasi
You: pOONdeSnotklump!

[Ilya]

yo there's a lot of chicks on this


























too many chinese tho

[Ilya]

You: so Anny Yang, do you do it in the butt or what?
Stranger: o(∩_∩)o...哈哈


nockm my man, your people are nuts

[TagMor]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello are you the person i was talking to earlier about meeting in goa and then was disconnected?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: goa?
You: it was me and my sister
You: you said goa is nice
You: and we could live with you
You: ??
Stranger: oh you come from uk?
You: yeh
You: london
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: fantastic
You: oh thankgod
Stranger: yes it s me
You: my email is: tash191@hotmail.com
You: so there is work in goa?
Stranger: fashaodexiongmao@163.com
You: i dont have much money
Stranger: ??
Stranger: i dont know what are saying
You: can i get employment in goa?
You: a job
Stranger: i sorry ,i think i am not the person you find
You: ??
You: you knew i was from uk
Stranger: it's a coincidence
You: it cant be
You: i told you about my stepfather and how he hurts me and my sister
You: and drink alot
You: and i need to leave
Stranger: sorry ,i am not
You: you remember?
You: it is you
You: why are you lying?
Stranger: it's not me
You: i told you secrets about me
You: why are you doing this?
Stranger: i am a chinese girl
You: how you know of goa?
Stranger: not the person you find
Stranger: you say goa is your sister ^_^
You: no
You: goa is a place
You: in india
You: you said i could live there
You: with you
Stranger: sorry ,so i am not the person you find
You: who are you?
Stranger: it's just a coincidence
You: no it isnt
You: you say things and then pretend you didnt
You: why would you do that?
Stranger: i talk to a boy from uk just now
Stranger: i think you are
Stranger: it's just a coincidence
You: oh
You: i am sorry
You: where are you from?
Stranger: from china
Stranger: how old are you
You: 19
Stranger: too young!!
You: how old are you?
Stranger: dont trust a stranger ,
Stranger: i am
You: he was nice
Stranger: 25
Stranger: its dangerous
You: and i was only asking if i could work where he lives
You: nothing could be worse than where i am
Stranger: i guess you must have difficult, but dont trust strangers
Stranger: especially a man!!
You: yes i guess you are right
Stranger: y stepfather hurt you
You: he drinks alot of brandy
You: i have to leave
Stranger: really???
You: yes
You: i have to take my sister and get out
Stranger: why didnt you tell the police
You: i have
You: but he is a magistrate
Stranger: you have?
You: the police wont do anything
You: i went to the station and told them what he does
Stranger: where is your mother
You: and they drove me back to his house
You: she died
Stranger: and your father
Stranger: omg
You: i dont know
Stranger: i cant believe it
You: sometimes i want to die
You: but i think about my sister
You: i cant leave her alone with him
Stranger: dont Despair
You: i like dancing
You: it keeps my happy sometimes
Stranger: yes ,you must protect your sister
Stranger: i dont know what to say if it's real
You: ?
You: you think i am lying?
Stranger: i dont know
You: i wish i was
You: anyway, i need to find the man from goa
Stranger: you are too young
You: too young?
Stranger: no!!
You: is it nice in china?
Stranger: find police,or friends!!
You: the police are scared of him
You: they do nothing for me
Stranger: yes,it's nice
Stranger: and your friends?
Stranger: or school mate
You: i dont have friends
You: i dont like talking to people
Stranger: they can help you and your sister!!
You: most girls are mean to me
Stranger: find girl are kind to you
You: i will try
You: i had a friend once
You: but when i told her about what happens to me
Stranger: yes。
Stranger: thats right
You: she told some other girls and they laughed at me
Stranger: i must say you must learn to protect yourself and make friends
Stranger: a lot of girls are good
You: how to protect from a big man?
You: he holds me down
Stranger: i dont know it's horrible
You: i have thought about killing him
You: when he is sleeping
You: but i dont want to go to jail
Stranger: and your must protect your sister
Stranger: if you go to the jail ,
Stranger: your sister is dangerous
You: yeh
You: she is only 12
Stranger: omg
You: i cry alot when i think about her
You: and how he looks at her
You: i stay awake nearly all night watching her door
You: she knows what is happening
Stranger: you must sleeping with your sister to prevent that man
You: but she is slightly autistic
You: i would but i dont want my sister to see him hurt me
Stranger: he always do that?
Stranger: omg
Stranger: you lying?
You: it depends how much he drinks
You: ??
You: why would i lie?
Stranger: it's horrible
Stranger: i dont know how to help you,
You: wish me good help
Stranger: because i am a person far from you
You: i know
You: i wish i was there
You: far away from him
Stranger: but i hope you tell all things to the police
You: i have tried
You: they said i was lying
You: and that a magistrate wouldnt do that
Stranger: let other person to know what happened
You: i have a doctor appointment
You: i am going to try and tell him
You: oh god
You: he is home
Stranger: omg
You: he is going to come upstairs i know he is
You: i hate him so much
You: i must pretend to be asleep
Stranger: i hope you are ok this is terrible
You: sometimes he will leave me alone
You: i must go
You: thankyou for your help
You have disconnected.

[Leaf]

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Stranger: Hey !
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Stranger: whos there
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Stranger: Hahahahaha
You:
You: Knock Knock!
Stranger: whos there
You: Disco
Stranger: Disco who
You have disconnected.