Rules for winning the Nobel peace prize

[Rigor]

people need to get off this guys nuts...its getting ridiculous

[PaulOakenfold]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHVTJtDZSe8

[PaulOakenfold]

remember kissinger getting it though? lol

[PaulOakenfold]

But his birth certificate...

[PH]

it's urgent

[PH]

step 2.18a: turn on the history channel tonight

[PaulOakenfold]

It was always a liberal biased award anyway.

[genocidal]

Step 2.15: Tell room full of San Francisco liberals that small town America likes to "cling to guns or religion or antipathy for people who aren't like them."

[ÆNIMA]

What the WHAT?

[Fit of Rage]

In the nomination subtext, a little known requirement is the ability to bench your own body weight:

[Ilya]

step 2.1

[Jerome Scuggs]

Step one: bomb Pakistan
Step two: increase troop levels in Afghanistan
Step three: profit

congratulations, president Obama!