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  • Rules for winning the Nobel peace prize

    Step one: bomb Pakistan
    Step two: increase troop levels in Afghanistan
    Step three: profit

    congratulations, president Obama!
    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

    internet de la jerome

    because the internet | hazardous

  • #2
    step 2.1

    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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    • #3
      In the nomination subtext, a little known requirement is the ability to bench your own body weight:

      5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
      5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
      5:royst> i wish it was calculus

      1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

      1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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      • #4
        What the WHAT?
        Ну вот...

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        • #5
          Step 2.15: Tell room full of San Francisco liberals that small town America likes to "cling to guns or religion or antipathy for people who aren't like them."

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          • #6
            It was always a liberal biased award anyway.

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            • #7
              step 2.18a: turn on the history channel tonight
              Originally posted by Tone
              It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
              Originally posted by the_paul
              Gargle battery acid fuckface
              Originally posted by Material Girl
              I tried downloading a soundcard

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              • #8
                it's urgent
                Originally posted by Tone
                It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                Originally posted by the_paul
                Gargle battery acid fuckface
                Originally posted by Material Girl
                I tried downloading a soundcard

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                • #9
                  But his birth certificate...

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                  • #10
                    remember kissinger getting it though? lol

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                    • #11
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHVTJtDZSe8

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                      • #12
                        people need to get off this guys nuts...its getting ridiculous
                        Rigor> mastersword im thinking u, me and a bottle of crisco baby
                        Mastersword> ROFL
                        Mastersword> really?

                        (TWDBot)>Your squad rating has just changed from 813 to 813, after losing the Javelin match vs dicE. You are #34 in TWJD - For detailed info go to

                        #21 - Don't forget

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                        • #13
                          clearly they love his ballzak

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                          • #14
                            THEY (the new world order that controls the population's minds(people)).

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                            • #15
                              go on brush ya shoulders off

                              GOD DAMMIT NAPPA

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