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  • #46
    It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle.

    She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley. They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously. "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie. "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat.

    The noise came
    1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good

    1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs

    Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.

    Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA

    Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.

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    • #47
      It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley. They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously. "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie. "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat.

      The noise came

      rumbling through the
      Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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      • #48
        It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley. They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously. "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie. "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat.

        The noise came

        rumbling through the

        garbage cans, filled
        5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
        5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
        5:royst> i wish it was calculus

        1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

        1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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        • #49
          t just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley. They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously. "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie. "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat. The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled

          with killer tomatoes
          sigpic
          All good things must come to an end.

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          • #50
            It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

            They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously. "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie. "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat. The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes

            Whose size were

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            • #51
              It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

              They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously. "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie. "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat. The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were

              like Prince's balls
              5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
              5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
              5:royst> i wish it was calculus

              1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

              1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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              • #52
                It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.

                "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls.

                Suddenly, without warning
                jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                • #53
                  It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                  They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                  "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.

                  "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                  The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls.

                  Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out!
                  5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                  5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                  5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                  1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                  1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                  • #54
                    It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                    They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                    "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.

                    "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                    The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out!

                    Hundreds of doves
                    jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                    • #55
                      "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                      anyone else notice the hilarious euphemism here?
                      jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                      • #56
                        It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                        They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                        "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.

                        "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                        The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out!

                        Hundreds of doves covered in sludge

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Jack View Post
                          It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                          They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                          "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.

                          "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                          The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out!

                          Hundreds of doves covered in sludge
                          pecked at Prince's

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                          • #58
                            It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                            They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                            "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.

                            "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                            The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out!

                            Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's


                            grotesque ass boil,

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                            • #59
                              It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                              They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                              "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.

                              "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                              The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out!

                              Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil,


                              completely ignoring the

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                              • #60
                                i throw out the perfect "when doves cry" setup and no one delivers! bah!

                                It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

                                They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

                                "Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.

                                "Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

                                The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the

                                long and slender
                                jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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