let's tell a story

[paradise!]

i throw out the perfect "when doves cry" setup and no one delivers! bah!

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.

"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender

Oscar Meyer weener.

[gran guerrero]

i throw out the perfect "when doves cry" setup and no one delivers! bah!

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.

"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes!"

[Ilya]

i throw out the perfect "when doves cry" setup and no one delivers! bah!

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.

"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes!"

"...Haha just kidding."

[Noah]

i throw out the perfect "when doves cry" setup and no one delivers! bah!

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.

"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes!"

"...Haha just kidding."

"They are GREAT!"

[LaG KiLLeR]

i throw out the perfect "when doves cry" setup and no one delivers! bah!

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.

"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes!"

"...Haha just kidding."

"They are GREAT!"

"Great like Asians!"

[Edify]

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

A firetruck zoomed

[Adman]

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

A firetruck zoomed

by, ON FIRE

[LaG KiLLeR]

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

A firetruck zoomed

by, ON FIRE

as it rained.

[Cops]

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

A firetruck zoomed

by, ON FIRE as it rained.

Which didn't make

[Fit of Rage]

Originally Posted by LaG KiLLeR View Post
It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

Which didn't make

Prince too happy.

[Epinephrine]

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

Which didn't make Prince too happy.

So he picks up Sherrie

[Galleleo]

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie

and heads for

[Fit of Rage]

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for

the airport, where

[Galleleo]

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where

detective John took

[LaG KiLLeR]

It just didn't make sense how all that blood was all over the floor of the upstairs bathroom. Sherri's period was never this heavy. Maybe she suffered the pain of a coat-hanger being wound too tightly around her ankle. She desperately looked for a tampon, but wasn't able to find one. Her husband suddenly walked in saying he saw someone selling tampons on the corner of a dreadful alley.

They decided to get ready to meet the tampon-seller who hated tomatoes, but loved ketchup. As they were approaching said alley, Sherri suddenly heard a disturbing noise and cried out. Her husband smacked her face sideways and smiled maliciously.

"Ouch!" yelled Sherrie.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this garden hose against your lazy cat."

The noise came rumbling through the garbage cans, filled with killer tomatoes whose size were like Prince's balls. Suddenly, without warning, Prince jumps out! Hundreds of doves covered in sludge pecked at Prince's grotesque ass boil, completely ignoring the long and slender Oscar Meyer weener.

"I hate tomatoes! ...Haha just kidding. They are GREAT! Great like Asians!"

A firetruck zoomed by, ON FIRE as it rained.

Which didn't make Prince too happy. So he picks up Sherrie and heads for the airport, where

detective John took

ecstasy, and as