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    Why isn’t there such a gene as romantic horrors?

    I dislike romantic comedy , not so much so a fan for romance (there are 1000’s of romantic books out there, all the best ones have pretty much the same ingredients). But romantic horror, alas, I am fully into them!:wub:

    Corpse bride – the best sad romantic story ever put on screen.

    Dawn of the dead – totally the greatest love story ever!

    Silence of the lambs – How can you resist the chemistry between a highly intelligent, well mannered psycho and a hot, young FBI starlet?

    My friends try to tell me those movies aren’t romantic. How can they be not romantic? Are the main characters not attracted to each other, have they not done extraordinary things other people would not do if they were not in love? Aren’t main characters of interesting personality and charming in certain ways?

    Never mind the dark bit, the bloody bit and … the zombie, undead bit. If some gay vampire can be such a hot property in romance(am I the only chick who think Twilight is childish? :fear, then there should be a gene for romantic horror.
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    romantic horror --> date rape
    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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    • #3
      date rape --> hobby


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      • #4
        Originally posted by T3l Ca7 View Post
        Why isn’t there such a gene as romantic horrors?

        I dislike romantic comedy , not so much so a fan for romance (there are 1000’s of romantic books out there, all the best ones have pretty much the same ingredients). But romantic horror, alas, I am fully into them!:wub:

        Corpse bride – the best sad romantic story ever put on screen.

        Dawn of the dead – totally the greatest love story ever!

        Silence of the lambs – How can you resist the chemistry between a highly intelligent, well mannered psycho and a hot, young FBI starlet?

        My friends try to tell me those movies aren’t romantic. How can they be not romantic? Are the main characters not attracted to each other, have they not done extraordinary things other people would not do if they were not in love? Aren’t main characters of interesting personality and charming in certain ways?

        Never mind the dark bit, the bloody bit and … the zombie, undead bit. If some gay vampire can be such a hot property in romance(am I the only chick who think Twilight is childish? :fear, then there should be a gene for romantic horror.


        You mushed together a buncha words that hard for me to understand.

        Lets talk about
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        • #5
          <insert supersquid quote here>


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          • #6
            romantic horrors: i laughed, i cried, i died.
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            • #7
              you realize you could spend less time actually researching film genres and getting actual results as opposed to mustering up the effort to create a barely cohesive collection of deranged pontifications and sharing them with an anonymous community that quite heartily despises you.

              Bucket of Blood (1959), High Tension (2003), and Sick Girl (2006)

              der hurr derp.

              also, just because you're apparently a cumslut for anything Tim Burton & Danny Elfman spew out, does not make the corpse bride the best of anything.

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              • #8
                @ op

                lmao How can you justify calling yourself smart on these forums?!?!
                Less QQ More pew pew

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                • #9
                  Rabble Rabble Rabble

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                  • #10
                    ^ Post of the year by kthx

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