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Given I log on to the forums approximately once every 3-4 weeks I thought I'd make my own thread. It's hugely egotistical and I'm sorry, but its also quite handy. Normally when I log in I google my own name in the vain hope that someone still remembers me (thanks Jeansi I saw your post- you were always my favourite).
Equally normally when I log on I can't be bothered sifting through the last few weeks of posts so just pick the ones that interest me in the main page. The database of things in the rectum is a case in point. Therefore I am creating a thread that I will check when I log on. As previously mentioned its something only a raging egomaniac does so I'll definitely get an erection if someone actually replies. Therefore your post won't be in vain.
Whilst not my intention, its highly likely that this will lead to a socially exclusive thread for old timers which is both discriminatory and prejudiced and preferably daunting for anyone looking to participate. One the surface we would continue to encourage new people to join the forum and welcome them into the community. In reality we would likely look down on them and patronise them.
Ilya, PH, Jerome, Liquid Blue, Squeezer and the other lovely people I am expecting big contributions from you. Ultimately acceptance will determine whether you are kool on the Trench Wars Forum, which I'm sure you'll agree is one of the key elements of a fantastic social life.
Fuck you all.
Equally normally when I log on I can't be bothered sifting through the last few weeks of posts so just pick the ones that interest me in the main page. The database of things in the rectum is a case in point. Therefore I am creating a thread that I will check when I log on. As previously mentioned its something only a raging egomaniac does so I'll definitely get an erection if someone actually replies. Therefore your post won't be in vain.
Whilst not my intention, its highly likely that this will lead to a socially exclusive thread for old timers which is both discriminatory and prejudiced and preferably daunting for anyone looking to participate. One the surface we would continue to encourage new people to join the forum and welcome them into the community. In reality we would likely look down on them and patronise them.
Ilya, PH, Jerome, Liquid Blue, Squeezer and the other lovely people I am expecting big contributions from you. Ultimately acceptance will determine whether you are kool on the Trench Wars Forum, which I'm sure you'll agree is one of the key elements of a fantastic social life.
Fuck you all.
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