my intern isn't here today so i have to do work

[Ilya]

yea gurl

you really saved me that time. this lady called me about it and i said i'll get it for her and then she emailed me about it and i never got back to her. so i asked you and gave it to her and now everything is a-ok!

dont you know german? you'd fit in well here

[vaped]

Ahhh killer ... ty for update... Glad to be back on trolley.

[Summa]

blokes

I didn't know that ilyaZ was british!

[TagMor]

ilyaz where do the interns work if they don't have their own desk? On the floor of your cubicle?

[Zeebu]

ilyaz where do the interns work if they don't have their own desk? On the floor of your cubicle?

under ilya's desk

8)

[Vatican Assassin]

heyoooooooooooooooooooo

i'd cry too if I had to suck ilyaz dick while he ate chikfilla at his cubicle and I'd probably say no each time and then say ok

[Ilya]

"ilyaz dick" sounds like some kind of a medical condition

damn dude, you got ilyaz dick

it would probably be a derogatory phrase

[Ilya]

the interns have a desk in the supply/printer/fridge room, but its a very crappy desk that doesnt lock

[Ilya]

the intern is responsible for the important task of keeping the snack cabinet appropriately stocked

today we ran out of original pringles and i know she keeps extra snacks in another cabinet. so i went to the supply room where she sits and told her we need more original pringles and she gave me a fucking attitude. i told her she needs to get better at forecasting snack usage. she'll never make it as an accountant like this

[Ilya]

we also ran out of oatmeal creme pies again but don't even get me started on those

[Zeebu]

around here we never have enough of the small size paper binders

you know those black metal clips that have the two shiny wings on it. im technical.

well we always end up with the ones you could clamp an entire ream of paper together, but the ones that are the right size for a small stack of papers... not a damn one

im guessing there is probably some asshole with like 6 boxes in their desk thinking themselves a really clever person. wata doink

[project dragon]

Maybe they are using those binder clips to make binder clip art.

[Ilya]

she got hired full time

zeebu r u guys hiring

[Zeebu]

probably!!!

[Pandagirl!]

Come work with me in Columbus Ilya, we can play with numbers all day and night