my intern isn't here today so i have to do work

[Ilya]

i just applied to zeebu's company in midwestern europe

i probably wouldnt wanna work there cause its too far from tittyville but i'm all about free interview trips

[Ilya]

i bet if i worked with pandagirl i'd be all up in her guts after 2 weeks

unlike paradise

[paradise!]

oh pshhhhhhh, been there.....hit that

[grand]

Ilya is 55? wtf

[schope]

reading bioture's sig... lets talk about Telcat (Schope summoning the bitch)

and boobies

[Pandagirl!]

i bet if i worked with pandagirl i'd be all up in her guts after 2 weeks

unlike paradise

I met the construction worker who works on the roof today.

Ever done it 36 stories above the ground under the clear blue sky?

[Ilya]

I met the construction worker who works on the roof today.

Ever done it 36 stories above the ground under the clear blue sky?

gurl ill be whatever you want me to be

except a ching chong small dong

[Squeezer]

heh, boners

[DoTheFandango]

O H I WHORE

[gran guerrero]

Ever done it on a plane falling into a building?

[Jerome Scuggs]

attn: project dragon re: fun with paper binders: jerome scuggs' first job ever edition

[Ilya]

that keyboard lol

[Jerome Scuggs]

that keyboard lol

fun story, my best friend and i got hooked up at his uncle's law firm as our first jobs ever right out of highschool. every summer these guys hired youngsters to basically come in and file/organize/archive all the previous year's cases, they would be indexed and then sent off to a warehouse so they had room in the files room for the upcoming year. but this was the first time they hired debaters, who spend years organizing and indexing evidence, and so we realized within the first two weeks that we'd be done before the month was up. we then approached our boss and asked to use the basement as our workspace, where we could move all the files and have room to move them around etc. they let us, and never came down to check on us, so we spent the whole summer down there watching movies, sleeping in forts made out of those file boxes, and, well, making paper binder guns.

but thats also why theres an oldass keyboard - we were in the basement, they had old computers and phones and furniture and shit

[vaped]

That keyboard reminds me of hours of playing Ancient Empires during school hours pretending I was "learning".

[Ilya]

the intern got hired full time

she refuses to print stuff for me but scanning is ok