squeezer, lets rap

[Edify]

I wonder to myself why I read most of that

[the_paul]

My notepad is almost full, datingtips.txt please continue IlyaZ and Squeeze.


Everyone else fuck off.

[vaped]

My notepad is almost full, datingtips.txt please continue IlyaZ and Squeeze.


Everyone else fuck off.

looooooool

[Squeezer]

update:

finals took a bit longer than I expected.

Message has been sent. Awaiting reply.

ARE YOU NERVOUS? I AM SO FUCKING NERVOUS!

[Squeezer]

she responded in less than a half hour

we're golden ponyboy

[Squeezer]

I'm definitely down to be friends. you weren't kidding you are quite a lengthy letter man, haha. sorry i'm in the middle of playing dragon age right now and just took a break to look at facebook and saw you wrote me. I am always down for new friends, I'm going to be pretty busy the next few weeks so I won't be able to do too much but I'll let you know when things open up. I enjoyed talking to you too. You are also a very interesting person. I gtg tho, time to kill some dark spawn

Actually, the more that I read it, the more it sounds like rejection.

Which is it trench wars? Which is it?

[the_paul]

It sounds like she is undecided my friend. Like she's keeping her options open. That's just what it sounds like to me though :|

[Squeezer]

It sounds like she is undecided my friend. Like she's keeping her options open. That's just what it sounds like to me though :|

Right? I get a sense that she's curious but apprehensive. Overall it seems positive.

I think I'm good, it'll just take some time to feel out the situation. I don't want to marry the girl, just have a few fun times.

[Funk]

Get out now If she wants to come to you I'd still avoided getting stuck as friends.

[the_paul]

no girl is going to take the risk and just facebook message a guy to be exclusive right off the bat, same way squeezer didnt do it. Keep going for it squeeze

[Ilya]

i messaged so many broads on okcupid last night

mostly chicks with dogs in their pictures, because i'm on the market for a dog.

squeezer man i hate that she used the F word twice in that message but i would still pursue her. but you have to kiss her next time you hang out or you're stuck

[Ilya]

don't call her "pal"

:|



i'm 0 for 10 so far

[vaped]

don't call her "pal"

:|

i'm 0 for 10 so far

[Squeezer]

I'm going to parse this and give my interpretation, let me know what you think.

I'm definitely down to be friends.

I'd be glad to give you a chance but make sure not to come off too strong when we meet up.

you weren't kidding you are quite a lengthy letter man, haha.

You wrote me a long letter but it wasn't creepy. I thought it was kind of cute even though I'm not bothering to write nearly as long of a response. I may or may not have read everything.

sorry i'm in the middle of playing dragon age right now and just took a break to look at facebook and saw you wrote me.

I'm a nerd isn't that wacky!?

I am always down for new friends,

You suggested that we get to know each other as friends first. I like this idea because it means that there is no pressure on me to call our encounter a date. Again, don't get ahead of yourself.

I'm going to be pretty busy the next few weeks so I won't be able to do too much but I'll let you know when things open up.

I'm not rejecting you but this is going to be on my time. I want control mo'fucka. You can't have it.

I enjoyed talking to you too. You are also a very interesting person. I gtg tho, time to kill some dark spawn

You showed me promise. I'm intrigued by your character and want to know more.

I ended with a smileyface so that you wont be discouraged. It's a good sign. The door is open, but you're going to have to work a little bit. I'm not easy. We'll see if you work out.

I wrote her a buttfucking long letter. Then she sent me back that response. Then I returned with:

heh, ok. enjoy

I figured that only three words would draw a laugh. Did I do well? Is my interpretation off? I think she was being positive overall, but a little guarded. I understand. It might take a little effort. I'm definitely willing to put in the work for someone who plays Dragon Age. We may play RE5 later today. I think I'm in, I just need to have patience.

[Summa]

^ this man is definitely my brother