squeezer, lets rap

[Ilya]

not literally rap. we're white, lol.

thats nice to hear that you're facebook friends. i love 2 get facebook friends who are girls. did she send you a request or did you send it to her? how did you meat?

[Ilya]

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is that your girl?

[Ilya]

don't tell her about your sexual internet escapades. girls dont like it when guys are good at the internet (unless you're an innernet celebrity). if you use any instant messenger besides gchat or fb chat, don't tell her about it.

you can talk about funny things internet people do but refer to them as cousins or coworkers.

text her a lot. you can start now

[Squeezer]

We met in my Creative Writing class. She's transferring to art school in the fall so I don't know if it will work out at all

I was talking about how this random girl who writes me letters (penpal) showed up at my door because she was attending a neighbor's party. This girl said she loves getting letters and like a fucking stud I wrote,

Dear XXXX,

What are you doing after class?

On my hand. She smiled and we went downtown to have a beer. I was impressed with myself.

[Squeezer]

She sent it to me like two weeks ago.

That's the only reason I had the courage to take a chance. I waited until the last day of class to ask her out.

I'm a big pussy when it comes to womenfolk.

And no, she will never learn about my super-secret spaceship pilot persona, even though she's an internet/video game geek (and not fat or ugly, I swear).

[Squeezer]

There are definitely redflags on both of our behalf, however.

[Ilya]

what do you talk to her about? the girl i <3 says i dont talk enough and i told her its not my fault cause she never stops talking and she smacked me and i thought it was a nice moment

i think thats one of my biggest problems. i dont really have that much interesting stuff to talk about. thats why i need to go somewhere so i can have a story to tell

[Ilya]

what are the red flags? any dealbreakers?

[Squeezer]

ilyaz you should just talk to women like you talk to these forums. Girls find quirky to be attractive. I know kthx or some big faced cunt will come in here and say chicks want to be raped, or something, but us sensitive bros need to have a little distinction.

We talked about how we're both bipolar. We see the same husband/wife psychologist pair (me the male, her the female). She broke up with some dude like seven months ago and it hit her hard. She's on a bunch of meds (uh oh). The weirdest thing is that she's still good friends with her ex-boyfriend. I don't talk to the girl I broke up with at all. We broke up like five months ago.

Other than that we talked about our crappy writing, some video games (FF, Resident Evil, Fallout), and our plans for the future. We share the same bleak sense of humor. She's funny and I was constantly making her laugh (+++++).

I opened the door to the brewery and held it open for her. She called me a gentleman and said there were too few of those left.

Also, I don't know if I should text her. She didn't exactly give me her number but it's posted on her facebook. It might be a little creepy to send her a message out of the blue. Should I send something through facebook?

[Squeezer]

what are the red flags? any dealbreakers?

I'm thinking there are still tieups with that ex-boyfriend. If we hang out and I get the sense, that's definitely a sign to hightail it out of there. I don't need to get involved in their mess.

[Squeezer]

Plus I'm crazy and she's crazy and two crazies don't really mix.

[Ilya]

ilyaz you should just talk to women like you talk to these forums

well at least about half of my interactions with her have been me talking about her boobs so i guess i'm almost there.

that sounds like a pleasant time you had with her. when you opened the door, did you walk in first and then hold it? or open it and let her walk past you in front? i usually open the door but i always walk in 1st. i think girls like it more if they go 1st but what if there's danger on the other side? i'm just looking out.

hmm don't do that. my optometrist receptionist facebook friended me even though we didnt talk at all at the office and we flirted on each other's walls and then i got her number from her profile and texted her and she was all "whoa howd you get my number" and i was all "i got it off your profile" and she was all "its more romantic if you ask". god she was a bitch and a terrible putt putt player

what you should do is leave her a message on her wall asking if she wants to do something and after she says yeah send her a message asking for her number. she will be all "hmm it was on my profile why didnt he just get it there? oh he probably didnt even look at my profile. damn i have to step my game up to impress this guy *undoes top button*"

[Squeezer]

oooooo

she's on facebook chat right now. I'm going to play it casual and see if she starts a conversation with me.

Patience...

[Squeezer]

that's actually a really good idea.

lol she signed off

edit: I open the door to let the lady through. Anything that happens on the other side is her responsibility. I'm holding the heavy door so she doesn't get smacked.

[Ilya]

does she like the same hipster music as you? ask her if she wants to go to a show

i have my crush in a seperate friends group so that i can appear offline to all my other friends and only online to her. because i dont wanna talk to any of those retards.

godspeed

edit: damn