fuck me in the ass

[Ilya]

ive never broken any bones because i am careful with my body

but in preschool in the soviet union i jammed my finger in the door and had to get my nail removed and then this asshole stepped on it so it hurt quite a bit!

[Jerome Scuggs]

ive never broken any bones because i am careful with my body

but in preschool in the soviet union i jammed my finger in the door and had to get my nail removed and then this asshole stepped on it so it hurt quite a bit!

one of my history profs tells us awesome stories from the soviet union (he grew in in tbilisi, georgia), the latest one was how one of his teachers would be lecturing, write something on the chalkboard, and then sort of habitually bite off a chunk of the chalk and chew and eat it. apparently she had a calcium deficit and couldn't get *~PREMIUM CAPITALIST PIGDOG MEDS~* so that is how she got her calcium. it horrified my professor and he told us of how he winced everytime he heard that terrible noise

[gran guerrero]

One drunken stupor of a night I was walking around the community that my friends lived in and we came upon a plot of sand for volleyball. Being that my friend was a former junior gold medalist in greco roman wrestling, I decided to challenge him in a bout of wrastlin. Long story short, I ended up vs.'ing my other friend (his 6'11 cousin) and he used his weight to fall on top of me twisting back my little pinky toe to the point of where I had feet that could rival that of Ghandi. Was a real fucking bitch to walk after that (especially after they tried pushing it back into place -- now that sucked)

[Da1andonly]

epi i hope you break both of your little toes simultaneously

that would be sweet

THEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO WALK ON CRUTCHES IN STEAD OF ME

[Money]

u need those lorcets and somas da1, i got u bro

[Money]

One drunken stupor of a night I was walking around the community that my friends lived in and we came upon a plot of sand for volleyball. Being that my friend was a former junior gold medalist in greco roman wrestling, I decided to challenge him in a bout of wrastlin. Long story short, I ended up vs.'ing my other friend (his 6'11 cousin) and he used his weight to fall on top of me twisting back my little pinky toe to the point of where I had feet that could rival that of Ghandi. Was a real fucking bitch to walk after that (especially after they tried pushing it back into place -- now that sucked)

LOL WRASTLIN? ya ur gay

[Oranje]

Racism by a 13 year old kid.

-1 Crescent Seal disliked this post

Im just stating the facts, you said you're 13...
Or was i supposed to say your 13 1/3 or so now?

[soup]

Judging by most of my posts I'd say that this is pretty obvious.

Although I was 20 drinks in at the time, and that's not an exaggeration. I was keeping a drink tally on my shirt in Sharpie. I got up to 23 but I think I forgot to put the last 2 on my shirt.

Lol what a lie "20 drinks in", so typical. Only americans are able and allowed to say this because there isn't much difference between their beer and water.

If I gave you 20 stella's you'd be down on the ground vomitiing, I bet you can only handle 6-9.

[soup]

One drunken stupor of a night I was walking around the community that my friends lived in and we came upon a plot of sand for volleyball. Being that my friend was a former junior gold medalist in greco roman wrestling, I decided to challenge him in a bout of wrastlin. Long story short, I ended up vs.'ing my other friend (his 6'11 cousin) and he used his weight to fall on top of me twisting back my little pinky toe to the point of where I had feet that could rival that of Ghandi. Was a real fucking bitch to walk after that (especially after they tried pushing it back into place -- now that sucked)

come on, you saw a patch of sand, don't lie... what was your first thought? "oh yes i'm finally home?"

LOL WRASTLIN? ya ur gay

LOLOL

[Crescent Seal]

-1 Crescent Seal disliked this post

Im just stating the facts, you said you're 13...
Or was i supposed to say your 13 1/3 or so now?

was talking in the past tense

[gran guerrero]

So should I start calling you Dutch_Money?

[Jerome Scuggs]

LOL WRASTLIN? ya ur gay

money? ru ok wrasslin is the official pasttime of the south. gonna figure 4 leg lock* your ass

*have sex with

[Epinephrine]

ive never broken any bones because i am careful with my body

but in preschool in the soviet union i jammed my finger in the door and had to get my nail removed and then this asshole stepped on it so it hurt quite a bit!

In Soviet Russia, toes break you!

[Epinephrine]

epi i hope you break both of your little toes simultaneously

that would be sweet

THEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO WALK ON CRUTCHES IN STEAD OF ME

I've never seen anyone in crutches for a broken little toe, and I see a lot of broken toes.

[Supreme]

^this is true. Da1, give it to us straight, are you a pussy?

Ps: Also i was curious about TW having a history but it turns out the almighty geocities has closed