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    is it gonna hurt my balls?
    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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    only if the horse accidentally steps on them
    The above text is a personal opinion of an individual and is not representative of the statements or opinions of Trench Wars or Trench Wars staff.

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    Last edited by Shaddowknight; Today at 05:49 AM. Reason: Much racism. So hate. Such ban. Wow.

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    • #3
      horses are big, look out, i own one, they scary, bring food, fun to feed the horses
      7:RoDNeY> u dont know what afk means u think it means the arab way of saying KFC

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      • #4
        I don't like horses, they smell like horse.
        Rabble Rabble Rabble

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        • #5
          horses tend to do that
          (Children)>hunted for life
          (zhou)>ofc u hear things cus ur still a virgin
          :zhou:i dont wanna go deaf bro

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          • #6
            Be careful you do not tear your hymen. It could bring the suspicion of your future husband upon you.
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            • #7
              If you don't know how to ride a horse, only the trot is going to hurt
              "People fear what they can't understand, hate what they can't conquer."

              "Cherry blossoms in the Spring, and starry skies in the Summer. The Autumn brings the full moon. The Winter brings the snow. These things make Sake taste good. If you don't like Sake, then there is something wrong with you." Seijuro Hiko

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              • #8
                dont walk behind the horse withour ur hand on its ass it will kick u in the face.
                7:RoDNeY> u dont know what afk means u think it means the arab way of saying KFC

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                • #9
                  If it starts to go faster don't dig your heels into it to hold on tighter - that's a signal to make it go faster. It happened to someone when I went riding once, and while hilarious, it sucked for her.
                  Pandagirl!

                  (ph)>12 is just right

                  In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                  1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                  1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                  1:Chao <ER>> at all
                  1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                  1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                  Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Pandagirl! View Post
                    If it starts to go faster don't dig your heels into it to hold on tighter - that's a signal to make it go faster. It happened to someone when I went riding once, and while hilarious, it sucked for her.
                    1/10 troll

                    do the opposite to this and you'll be fine, trust me

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                    • #11
                      I have only ridden a horse like one time but being from Texas sorta automatically makes me knowledgeable about horses somehow, it also makes me a good BBQer and good at aiming but dunno.

                      Either way Panda is right, you kick the sides to speed up and pull back on the bit to make them slow down.
                      Rabble Rabble Rabble

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                      • #12
                        IM 2001 RESERVE WORLD CHAMPION WITH MY HORSE, AH BACK IN THE DAY. my horse that sold for 260k SUH SUH G

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kthx View Post
                          I don't like horses, they smell like horse.
                          I dont like bad jokes, they look like bad jokes

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                          • #14
                            then stop posting oranje your negativity is clouding your judgement if you think that post was worth posting

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                            • #15
                              oh kthx's mom is a dog oh damn hahahahahaha good one oranje keep em coming man

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