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If you don't know how to ride a horse, only the trot is going to hurt"People fear what they can't understand, hate what they can't conquer."
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If it starts to go faster don't dig your heels into it to hold on tighter - that's a signal to make it go faster. It happened to someone when I went riding once, and while hilarious, it sucked for her.Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
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1:Chao <ER>> at all
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Originally posted by Pandagirl! View PostIf it starts to go faster don't dig your heels into it to hold on tighter - that's a signal to make it go faster. It happened to someone when I went riding once, and while hilarious, it sucked for her.
do the opposite to this and you'll be fine, trust me
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I have only ridden a horse like one time but being from Texas sorta automatically makes me knowledgeable about horses somehow, it also makes me a good BBQer and good at aiming but dunno.
Either way Panda is right, you kick the sides to speed up and pull back on the bit to make them slow down.Rabble Rabble Rabble
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