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  • went with stealth mage, and at early levels, i'm a bit of a punk-ass bitch

    soon as i can get my destruction and illusion up there, though, look out
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    • Lydia keeps dying

      Also made a new char with two handed weapons and gonna build up smithing. 1 hitting pretty much everything :P

      Ps Jason: Did you make a high elf? Cause it gets like 50 extra magicka which makes a lot of difference.
      (Children)>hunted for life
      (zhou)>ofc u hear things cus ur still a virgin
      :zhou:i dont wanna go deaf bro

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      • of course i went with high elf
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        • Just checkin'
          (Children)>hunted for life
          (zhou)>ofc u hear things cus ur still a virgin
          :zhou:i dont wanna go deaf bro

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          • so far i'm only working on sneak, destruction and illusion perk trees. wondering if enchantment will be worth it?

            i'm also considering pickpocket just because i love to gank shit. it's a shame the bucket trick doesn't work on consoles (at least i haven't figured out a way to get it to work).
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              All good things must come to an end.

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              • Originally posted by Jason View Post
                so far i'm only working on sneak, destruction and illusion perk trees. wondering if enchantment will be worth it?

                i'm also considering pickpocket just because i love to gank shit. it's a shame the bucket trick doesn't work on consoles (at least i haven't figured out a way to get it to work).
                my main has max pickpocketing, and i pickpocket the armor off of ppl w/o them noticing and put poison in its place, they die like nobody's business
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                Winston Churchill: "That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!"

                Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
                - John F. Kennedy

                A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
                Originally posted by kthx
                Umm.. Alexander the Great was the leader of the Roman empire, not the Greek empire guy.

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                • I definitely went the wrong route with a Nord Heavy Armor One Hand+Shield, but a challenge never hurt. I just can't wait to be a sneaking, dagger wielding beast in my next game.
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                  sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                  • getting a little bit bored with my stealth mage, but i already brought it to level 30 so i think i'm gonna stick it out. working on wrapping up the college questline.

                    it's just too easy to sneak and spam fireballs with quiet casting. i'm burning everyone to the ground and half the time they're like, "who what where?"
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                    • that's some spamming you did to get to level 30 in 2 days. I have a stealth archer, though I'm thinking of training destruction or conjuration along. Anyone with a stealthy dagger user? I find the 15 times damage from dagger is about the same as a 3 times damage from a bow, so I didn't bother.

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                      • i cheesed sneak in the opening where you're supposed to get past that bear. i just got behind my guy and backstabbed him about 400 times until my sneak was maxed out. also muffle shuffled my illusion up to around 85. it's pretty easy to break the game, which is what i usually do on the first play through just for shits and giggles, mostly the giggles. i underestimated just how OP a mage can get, though. guess i'm getting what i deserve. :\

                        my second play through will be more serious. i'm only on the default difficulty now, so i'll crank it up on the next go around. think i'm either gonna do a khajiit assassin or a 2H orc juggernaut.
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                        • just realized your avatar was bukowski jason. NICE ONE.
                          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                          • I care for you, darling, I love you,
                            the only reason I fucked L. is because you fucked
                            Z. and then I fucked R. and you fucked N.
                            and because you fucked N. I had to fuck
                            Y. But I think of you constantly, I feel you
                            here in my belly like a baby, love I'd call it,
                            no matter what happens I'd call it love, and so
                            you fucked C. and then before I could move
                            you fucked W., so then I had to fuck D. But
                            I want you to know that I love you, I think of you
                            constantly, I don't think I've ever loved anybody
                            like I love you.

                            bow wow bow wow wow
                            bow wow bow wow wow.

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                            • my personal favorite:

                              I met a genius on the train
                              today
                              about 6 years old,
                              he sat beside me
                              and as the train
                              ran down along the coast
                              we came to the ocean
                              and then he looked at me
                              and said,
                              it's not pretty.

                              it was the first time I'd
                              realized
                              that.

                              did you ever notice that sometimes the last three lines are there and some times they are not? I really enjoy the last three lines so I hope they are not misattributed!
                              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                              • sounds like this game is turning you guys retarded

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