Trench Wars Recipe Collection

[triceratops]

im eatign microwave pancakes listening to the beatels white album and will soon be making a statue in your likeness mikey

[Mayo Inc.]

Try a fire cracker:

Cracker
Weed
Peanut Butter

Peanut Butter
Weed
Cracker

mash the two crackers together like a sammich and bake for i dunno how long, works and it's powerful

[triceratops]

your the godzila of marijuana

i love uou wanna join pallies?

xjustinx

[SEAL]

It's not a lie, you won't be disapointed.

Let me add a note. Note:
Once the butter is liquid you dont have to keep it heated. So let it cool down. In other words, dont cook the plant. All that has to be done is let the butter (fat) be in contact with the plant (thc).

plus points:
- You extract everything. Normally you crumble it and mix it; wich means you get pieces of high consentrated stuff and pieces of lower consentrated stuff.
- cake wont turn green

neg points:
- cake wont turn green

edit: cut some bs out.

[triceratops]

Re: Best spacecake, max stonage

Originally posted by SEAL
Again, note how simple this is.

Melt the butter in a pan (dont let it go brown). When melted, add the weed in the pan for about 15 minutes. Turn it good so the butter gets all over it. Let time do his job now. (The butter will suck up all the thc from the plant). After 15 mins you can throw the weed away, all the thc is extracted from it.

Use the butter to make the cake how your grandma told you to.

ill believe your lies and try this!

[SEAL]

Sleep tabled

Hottun

- Whiskey
- HOT water
- sugar
- 3 clove's
- dice of lemon

Mix it, and drink it while being already in bed.

[SEAL]

Best spacecake, max stonage

Again, note how simple this is.

Melt the butter in a pan (dont let it go brown). When melted, add the weed in the pan for about 15 minutes. Turn it good so the butter gets all over it. Let time do his job now. (The butter will suck up all the thc from the plant). After 15 mins you can throw the weed away, all the thc is extracted from it.

Use the butter to make the cake how your grandma told you to.

[SEAL]

Not sure what the english word is and/or it's for sell outside here. We call it "drop". Transulator calls it: drip/drop (black candy bar)

- patience
- 1 drip/drop candy bar
- 1 bottle vodka

Open the bottle. Get a big shot of the vodka (important, just do it). Put the drip/drop in the bottle (if you were a pussie not to take a shot, you will now see the vodka being wasted by coming out the bottle). Let the bottle rest for a night in the freezer.

[SEAL]

The beauty of seals' recipies is its simplicity. If a plan gets too complex something always goes wrong.

1 cucumber
1 glass jameson 18-years
salt, peper
butter
flower (or flour?)
vegetable boillon

Melt 2 TBSP butter in a pan (dont let it go brown).
Add 2 TBSP flower (or flour?) and use that strong right arm to mix it with the butter. Slowly add some water (keep using that right arm) so that you dont get chunks. About 1 liter. Add some vegetable bouillon.
Put a rasp above the pan and rasp that cucumber, with the skin on. (another great exersise for your right arm). Add peper and salt to adjust the flavour. (i like it with alot pepper)

Get the glass of jameson and walk to the couch. Improvise.

[triceratops]

guacamole - any sizesercving . just keep the avacadado to tomato ratio 2:1 and add as much cilantro and lemon juice as you want and wala

[THE PUSHER]

You can smoke it yourself, of which there are many different ways to do it. Here is a handy link for information on smoking poultry (http://www.msstate.edu/dept/poultry/smoking.htm).

Otherwise, you can buy it smoked from a specialty meats store, or perhaps your local Super-Corporate Cash Sucking Machine (grocery store).

You can smoke it yourself, like you would any other meat

You can use a backyard grill, fill the bottom pan that came with it (if it did) with water, and some liquid smoke stuff, and smoke away

[Facetious]

Originally posted by THE PUSHER
(tortilla soup recipe)

Push, call me dumb for asking this, but,
A) where do you get smoked chicken?
or
B) how to you make smoked chicken?

That Smoked Tortilla Soup looks good, I LOVE Tortilla Soup. If there were a bowl of tortilla soup and a brand new car, I'd take the soup.

..Okay..maybe not..But I damned love Tortilla soup

[Facetious]

Originally posted by Bioture
Apple Martini (the easiest recipe ever)

Ingredients:
1 Part Vodka
1 Part Apple Liquor

Directions:
Shake over ice, and strain into chilled cocktail glasses. Garnish with a table salted rim, put in a small cheese wedge, or a freshly sliced apple slice.

Haha, you drink appletinis?