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  • #16
    Push has saved the day! .. again!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by RudyH
      Put whatever fruit you have in it and then spike it. You're guests won't give half a shit what's in it or what it tastes like when they're climbing up the walls.
      Two points!
      5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
      5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
      5:royst> i wish it was calculus

      1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

      1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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      • #18
        I'm in agreeance with Rudy, get your relatives pissed
        Originally posted by Facetious
        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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        • #19
          I wonder what would happen if the Citrus-Ginger Reduction was sweetened with maple syrup ... it might be too sticky.... hmm, what if.... It sounds delicious anyway, I'd go with Push, TelC@t....
          Will Thom Yorke ever cheer up? - ZeUs!!!

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          • #20
            Me.
            Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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            • #21
              Hi Conc.
              Will Thom Yorke ever cheer up? - ZeUs!!!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Material Girl
                I wonder what would happen if the Citrus-Ginger Reduction was sweetened with maple syrup ... it might be too sticky.... hmm, what if.... It sounds delicious anyway, I'd go with Push, TelC@t....
                Actually it is quite sweet already, with just enough tanginess to bring out the flavor in the fruit. Adding maple syrup would add sweetness, but would also add a conflictory flavor with the ginger and coconut. Try sweetened corn syrup or sub the lemon juice for pineapple juice.
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                • #23
                  Re: From the Kitchen of THE PUSHER

                  I have just spend $30 on fruit shopping. Not to mention how hard is to secure a parking spot in the shopping center.

                  I have got ...

                  bananas
                  honeydew melon
                  Kiwifruits
                  grapes
                  longans
                  strawberries
                  watermelon


                  Only 1/3 of the fruits are going into the salad, the leftover is probably going to last me for a week.


                  Originally posted by THE PUSHER


                  Citrus-Ginger Reduction

                  2 1/2 cups water
                  5 cups granulated sugar
                  2 cups chopped lemon grass
                  1/2 cup julienned fresh ginger
                  4 lemons, zested and juiced

                  Combine all ingredients in a medium saucepan, and simmer over medium-high heat until boiling. Boil the mixture until the sugar completely dissolves. Strain the mixture into a clean bowl and let cool. Once it is cold mix well with your fruit.

                  Thanks for the recipe!
                  I probably give it a go, although I don't think I will use ginger.

                  I didn't buy any lemons, but there is a lemon tree in our backyard. And there are last years lemons hanging on the tree. Techniquelly, it is actually our neighbours lemon tree ... but half of the tree is actually in our territory
                  Wont die, no surrender 2

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                  • #24
                    B-b-but, ginger is a major yummy factor! I'd go for it.
                    Will Thom Yorke ever cheer up? - ZeUs!!!

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                    • #25
                      NO!!!11 go with my idea or else!!!1

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                      • #26
                        I like shortbread.

                        Also.. ladybugs, relish, and ethanol!!!!!!!!
                        Will Thom Yorke ever cheer up? - ZeUs!!!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Rob Dougan

                          Put it into some glassware, add a touch of spraypaint and you're done. If they ask you if you made it, don't panic. Lie.
                          Wtf is the spraypaint for?
                          3:disown> some dude just honked at me
                          3:waven> if i get any more medals its gonna crash the site
                          3:disown> pulling him over
                          3:disown> fukin clown
                          3:Revolt> you driving?
                          3:disown> yes
                          3:disown> at work
                          3:Revolt> ??
                          3:tmac <ZH>> the fuk
                          3:Revolt> in police car
                          3:disown> pulling him over, one sec
                          3:tmac <ZH>> LOL
                          3:Revolt> playing trench wars?
                          3:Revolt> ?????????
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                          3:tmac <ZH>> pro
                          3:disown> im alttabbed on chat

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by T Mac-1
                            Wtf is the spraypaint for?
                            You have to make it taste a little bad otherwise they'll know something's up. As a nice side effect, paint has hallucinogenic effects. Of course, you could just add alcohol. Put some American and German beer in it. The American stuff for the bad taste and the German stuff for the alcohol.

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