President Kerry

[Pearl Jam]

Re: Wes Clark

Originally posted by Spider
Bush is a dork, all neo-conservative bible thumping rednecks are.

because i'm sure you know quite a few

tackle a group of people that aren't so easy to make fun of next time, like athletic, beautiful mensa members who build rockets

[Bigwig]

Re: Re: Wes Clark

Originally posted by Pearl Jam
because i'm sure you know quite a few

tackle a group of people that aren't so easy to make fun of next time, like athletic, beautiful mensa members who build rockets

muscle bound nerds...

[Pearl Jam]

good one

really obese serial killers

[Cylor]

Re: Re: Wes Clark

Originally posted by Pearl Jam
tackle a group of people that aren't so easy to make fun of next time, like athletic, beautiful mensa members who build rockets

Athletic, beautiful mensa members who build rockets can't get an erection. Done and done.

[alkaline]

politics suck

[Bob (SRB)]

spider i like your "NDP to victory!" under your name. NDP all the way! oh and for George Bush, i just have a little bit to say about him:

George W. Bush's Resume


George W. Bush (Dubya)
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW
Washington, D.C. 20500

Past Work Experience

Ran for congress and lost.

Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.

With father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

Accomplishments in Previous Positions

Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America.

Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

Set record for most executions by any governor in American history.

Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.

Accomplishments As President

Attacked and took over two countries.

Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in U.S. history.

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other president in U.S. history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in U.S. history.

Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in U.S. history.

Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.

Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in U.S. history.

Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. (http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)

Dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.

My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S. history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history (the 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an Exxon oil tanker named after her).

First president in U.S. history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.

Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

First president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.

Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.

Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in U.S. history.

First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the human rights commission.

First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the elections monitoring board.

Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S. history.

Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

Withdrew from the World Court of Law.

Refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

First president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections).

All-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

My biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history.

First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

First U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government.

Took the biggest world sympathy for the U.S. after 9/11, and in less than a year made the U.S. the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).

With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

Fist U.S. president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

First U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the U.S. than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.

Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'

Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building.

After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.

In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in U.S. history.

In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the U.S. has ever been since the Civil War.

Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

Records and References

At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available)

AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.

Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (they can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)

[Bigwig]

Originally posted by Pearl Jam
good one

really obese serial killers

just saying its not hard

[SnallTrippin]

Will vote Bush Me. Meh.

[Epinephrine]

Kerry is awesome. He has the presidential hair indeed, he doesn't look like frankenstein ('s monster). Spider you're on crack.

A friend of mine campaigned for Kerry, he's been there since Kerry was last place in the front runners heh, he's so happy Kerry is taking the lead.

Either way if he can defeat Bush it would be good, too bad neither have real policies that will actually really help America, but at least Kerry probably won't destroy it further, in which another 4 years of Bush would.

-Epi

[ZeUs!!]

Originally posted by wadi
I'm voting for Barry Goldwater!

Wasn't he that facist mental guy who got muntered by LBJ?

[Twinkie <><]

The only people that still want bush in are the rich people or if you/family works in the public because they are not affected by the job cuts but if bush got president again our econemy would like ethiopia.

[PUNK rock]

I personally feel Kerry isn't the best candidate for the Democratic Party. It's widely known that he had a hypocritical views on the Iraqi War and that's not a good way to start off a campaign. I haven't seen much to negate that either with what he's done recently. My vote goes to Dean.

Regardless of who the Democratic Party chooses...we need to get that man out of the White House. I don't want a self-righteous cokehead running my country.

[Yojo]

I'm from MA personally, even if I wasn't Kerry would have my support. Not only does he have the presidential look, but he also has the intelligence, and experience for being the leader of the free world. For the first time in my lifetime I'm seeing the democratic party unite, and its truly something amazing. Shows how badly we want Bush out.

Not trying to throw a political statemement or anything at you here, but I urge you, if you are registered to vote, and are a democrat, use your vote and vote for the nominee. Don't let it go wasted, and another 4 years of American History tainted.

[Brink]

Originally posted by Yojo
Not only does he have the presidential look, but he also has the intelligence, and experience for being the leader of the free world.

Keep on rockin' in the free woorrrrld.

[Subjugation]

Originally posted by A1 beat-down
I personally feel Kerry isn't the best candidate for the Democratic Party. It's widely known that he had a hypocritical views on the Iraqi War and that's not a good way to start off a campaign. I haven't seen much to negate that either with what he's done recently. My vote goes to Dean.

Regardless of who the Democratic Party chooses...we need to get that man out of the White House. I don't want a self-righteous cokehead running my country.

if you want bush out at all costs, why would your vote go to dean?