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  • #16
    Originally posted by Eeks
    fizzy had a nice one

    "hey baby can i have your ip number?"
    Who did he say it to?
    YOU ARE THE 1,000,000,000TH VISITOR IN MY SIG!
    Click here to receive your price!

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    • #17
      To eeks of course, how else would he know it :fear:
      5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
      5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
      5: Da1andonly> =((
      5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
      5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
      5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Jeansi
        panda has heard them all before though.

        And she fell for them each time and she drove the boys home in her pink tractor.
        lol, nice one Jeansi
        Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night

        nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
        oNe-t> YEAH
        nopcode> before going out
        funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it

        MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily

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        • #19
          Wark...you...fucking...read my MIND
          Originally posted by turmio
          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
          Originally posted by grand
          I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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          • #20
            Originally posted by wark <ER>

            Oh shit! the condom lagged out.

            I dont see how that is a pick up line.
            2 time TWLD runner up.

            If not a medal, cant I get a Ribbon??

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Kid Kaos
              I dont see how that is a pick up line.
              Oh shut up, it was funny


              wark :wub:

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              • #22
                eheheh those were funny
                Big Chill

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Zabuza
                  wark :wub:
                  i miss chocobo ranchers
                  thread killer

                  Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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                  • #24
                    Dumbest thread ever.

                    PH, where's my backup support?
                    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                    • #25
                      I ALREADY MADE A THREAD ABOUT THIS

                      edit: wow, time flies.
                      Last edited by za gophar; 05-17-2005, 11:29 PM.
                      Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                      apt>yes u can wtf
                      apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                      apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                      apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                      Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                      apt>na
                      apt>ill show you pictures
                      apt>next time I masturbate

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                      • #26
                        hm and looking at the posts on this thread i would say people around here used to be a lot more creative
                        Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                        apt>yes u can wtf
                        apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                        apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                        apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                        Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                        apt>na
                        apt>ill show you pictures
                        apt>next time I masturbate

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                        • #27
                          Woah push was alive back then, wicked!
                          5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                          5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                          5: Da1andonly> =((
                          5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                          5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                          5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                          • #28
                            yeah and his reply was pretty damn good lol
                            Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                            apt>yes u can wtf
                            apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                            apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                            apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                            Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                            apt>na
                            apt>ill show you pictures
                            apt>next time I masturbate

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                            • #29
                              Lol first time ever seen a thread with pusher replying, it;s a first

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                              • #30
                                Hilarious .. think the girls will be surprised when they hear those .. they never heard them before. So they'll fuck you just cuz u were freaking original !

                                "Hop into my warbird, dear"
                                "Compared to you, all other girls are leviathans"
                                "As soon as I see you, my lag starts spiking"
                                "Wanna come over to my place and play some SubSpace ?" <= weakest

                                Well .. made them all up in 10 seconds so I think I'm a genius.
                                I prefer my 2nd one... Gonna use it once with a girl. I can't wait to hear the reply.
                                7:Barton> hi tats
                                7:Barton> still no smod?
                                7:Barton> :(
                                7:Tatsumaru uk> heh no
                                7:Barton> guess u need to do more ass kissing

                                3:Harder> we could be like tom cruise in top gun with team speak
                                3:Harder> "MAVRIC I GOTTA BIRD ON MY BACK!!"

                                8:Ghast> LOL METALKID LOOKS LIKE A WEASEL ROFLROFL

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