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To eeks of course, how else would he know it :fear:5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shit
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Originally posted by Jeansipanda has heard them all before though.
And she fell for them each time and she drove the boys home in her pink tractor.Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night
nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
oNe-t> YEAH
nopcode> before going out
funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it
MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily
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Wark...you...fucking...read my MINDOriginally posted by turmiojeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.Originally posted by grandI've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...
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Dumbest thread ever.
PH, where's my backup support?5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
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Last edited by za gophar; 05-17-2005, 11:29 PM.Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
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hm and looking at the posts on this thread i would say people around here used to be a lot more creativeRipper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
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Woah push was alive back then, wicked!5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shit
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yeah and his reply was pretty damn good lolRipper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbate
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Hilarious .. think the girls will be surprised when they hear those .. they never heard them before. So they'll fuck you just cuz u were freaking original !
"Hop into my warbird, dear"
"Compared to you, all other girls are leviathans"
"As soon as I see you, my lag starts spiking"
"Wanna come over to my place and play some SubSpace ?" <= weakest
Well .. made them all up in 10 seconds so I think I'm a genius.
I prefer my 2nd one... Gonna use it once with a girl. I can't wait to hear the reply.7:Barton> hi tats
7:Barton> still no smod?
7:Barton> :(
7:Tatsumaru uk> heh no
7:Barton> guess u need to do more ass kissing
3:Harder> we could be like tom cruise in top gun with team speak
3:Harder> "MAVRIC I GOTTA BIRD ON MY BACK!!"
8:Ghast> LOL METALKID LOOKS LIKE A WEASEL ROFLROFL
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