toying with newbs

[za gophar]

was hanging around in racing2 when some dude in a warbird came in and challenged me to a race.. he didnt seem to mind that i was in a terr....... he was using a warbird so of course i whooped him with my skillz--here is what ensued.

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XxxDavyxxX> how are you going so fast
Za_Gophar> cheating
XxxDavyxxX> how do you cheat i have been looking for a web site but i cant fine one
Next elimination match is starting. Type ?go baseelim to play
Za_Gophar> you press escape and then type "quadruple speed"
Leave Messages to center
Leave Messages to chat
XxxDavyxxX> quadruple speed"
Za_Gophar> no
Za_Gophar> without the quote
XxxDavyxxX> ok i will try
XxxDavyxxX> well if ihit wscape and then the q it will close this off
Za_Gophar> you have to do it right
Za_Gophar> its the timing
XxxDavyxxX> what do you mean the timing
Za_Gophar> there is a certain time frame u have to type the next letter.. that so only a few people will know it and it wont spread to quickly
XxxDavyxxX left arena
Screenshot taken: screenshots\screenshot24.bmp
XxxDavyxxX> that is the timeing about
XxxDavyxxX> ?
Za_Gophar> quess u didnt make it
Za_Gophar> the timing is less than half a second
Za_Gophar> way less
Mr. Arrogant 2 left arena
XxxDavyxxX> ok rerun that code again
Za_Gophar> i mean u got people typing 150 words a minute in this world
Za_Gophar> its the blink of an eye
Za_Gophar> i dont know the code i was told how to do it
BOOM BOOM BOOM TURRETZ BLOWING UP come now ?go turretwarz -dcm <ZH> ..LOL (have pity on our zh's) -Randedl
XxxDavyxxX> oh ok
XxxDavyxxX left arena

[stuckup]

lol, nice.

[Kid Kaos]

Hahahahahaahahahahhahahaahhahaha, thats great.

[Jason]

Good show.

[Pio]

Long

This is from SSForum.net

PART 1 posted by Nurples:

gonzide~> is there any staff openings?
Nurples> apply on the site
gonzide~> i did and never got a reply
Nurples> when?
gonzide~> like last weel
gonzide~> week
gonzide~> so can i be on staff?
Nurples> i don't care
Nurples> ill give you sysop and you can run the zone
gonzide~> ok
gonzide~> is there something i have to put in
Nurples> nope, just tell everyone you are a sysop and thats it
Nurples> i did the rest
gonzide~> ok so i just watch over and if someone is doing something wrong i take it to you right
Nurples> you take care of it your self.... you don't need me.
gonzide~> ok
gonzide~> ok i know how to bad i know that
gonzide~> ban i mean
Nurples> ok
gonzide~> so mostly the rules the rules are no ball killing ,no rechanging ships to regain points, no ship change if u are going to die and no anti warp and having fun
Nurples> yep, thats it
gonzide~> ok got it


(gonzide~)>am i a aloud to host?
:gonzide~:sure
gonzide~> ok


(gonzide~)>what arenas are there?
:gonzide~:do you know anything about this zone?
(gonzide~)>im going to host rumble
:gonzide~k, go

Host: (gonzide~) (rumble): rumble

(gonzide~)>wow cool i got some people but i need more for squads

Host: (gonzide~) (tankwar): tankwar

PART 2 posted by Ma+rix:

Ma+rix> u the new sysop?
gonzide~> yes
gonzide~> im having a little trouble but ill get it
Ma+rix> will u host tankwar now?
gonzide~> ok all i hit is ?host tankwar right
Host: (gonzide~) (tankwar): tankwar
gonzide~> ?
Ma+rix> right and now type ?host *arena Hello, im your host gonzide
Host: (gonzide~) (tankwar): *arena Hello, im your host gonzide~
Ma+rix> *arena Hello im your host gonzide~
Hello im your host gonzide~
gonzide~> woo, it worked.
gonzide~> im new at this
Ma+rix> u do very well
Ma+rix> with ?host *arena you can make arena messages, those green things
Host: (gonzide~) (tankwar): *arena
gonzide~> ok
Ma+rix> after the *arena sentence comes
Ma+rix> like ?host *arena Hello all would write Hello all in green
gonzide~> so i hit ?host tankwar first then ?host *arena Hello im your host gonzide then i hit ?host *arena
Host: (gonzide~) (tankwar): *arena
Ma+rix> well ?host *arena -- thats a command. everything u write after arena will be shown as green, kniw what i mean?
gonzide~> umm i guess
Ma+rix> so try write something in green
gonzide~> ok so i hit ?host *arena then i type something
Ma+rix> right, and if it works, it will be displayed in green
Host: (gonzide~) (tankwar): *arena hi im your host gonzide
Ma+rix> *arena hi im your host gonzide
hi im your host gonzide
Ma+rix> right. see the green message?
gonzide~> yes now i g2g. thx
Ma+rix> cya
gonzide~> bye

[Jason]

Jesus people just get more and more gullible. Brilliant job by Ma+rix though.

[Neodis]

O_o
It's not nice but MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

[Fit of Rage]

rofl

Watch out. I think someone has "gullible" written all over their computer screen. Only staff position I've ever held was Smod in an arena that never really got off the ground "SSDZ Red Zone".

[CommanderEnder]

Oh God I just died laughing. I love messing with newbies, its so much fun.

[Machine of God]

I messed my pants

[ÆNIMA]

Why am I always on the yellow team?


?godmode

[hogo]

HA
HA
HA
HA

[Miku19]

The funniest are the pub noobs:

PubNoob>How do I get on the blue team
Me>Type = and a number
PubNoob>Wtf, I'm still on the yellow team!

oh god...

[ZeUs!!]

A couple of days ago we got about 6 ?cheater messages through simply saying godmode. There was a chorus of 'wtf's, until about 5 mins later I twigged that someone in the pub had told them that to cheat you type: ?cheater godmode

[Fit of Rage]

The newbism points are rising.