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    Rudy the BangOp is Logging In
    You better watch out,
    You better not cry,
    You better not lie,
    I'm telling you why,
    Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.

    Hes making a list,
    And checking it Twice,
    Gonna find out if you lie from his inter-squad spies,
    Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.

    He sees you in Private Arenas
    He knows when you're AFK
    He knows if you hack or abuse,
    So don't cheat for heavens sake!

    O! You better watch out!
    You better not cry,
    Better not lie, I'm telling you why,
    Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.
    Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.


    I'm dreaming of a white racism ban
    I'm dreaming of a white racism ban,
    Just like the opposite ones that used to happen,
    Where the racism bans are fair,
    And staffers listen to all our cares,
    To never hear cracker again.


    All I want for Christmas is my ER back
    Everybody stops,
    and stares at me,
    Those two letters are,
    gone as you can see,
    I don't know just who,
    to blame for this catastrophe,
    But my one wish on Christmas Eve,
    is as plain as it can be!

    All I want for Christmas,
    is my two letters back,
    my ER back,
    see me host timeattack.

    Gee, if I could only,
    have my two letters back,
    then I could say with you,
    ".?go christmas",
    It seems so long since I could say,
    "It's time for chocobo ranchers in ?go baseelim2"


    Fly through walls
    Fly through walls it sends an error,
    Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
    Prizing greens creates such terror,
    Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
    Don we now our cheating tools,
    Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
    We get banned and people think were cool,
    Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la


    Here Comes Pure_Luck
    Here comes Pure_Luck,
    Here comes Pure_Luck,
    Right before week six of TWL,
    Nethila and Kolar are abusing for him,
    And saying no rematch,
    Forums are busy, Quicksands in a Tizzy,
    All sk8ers are laughing inside,
    ?message Nethila:Thankyou, Cause Quicksand would spank you,
    Cause Pure_Luck is abusing tonight.

    I saw JB Kissing Goddess
    I saw J-B Inc kissing Goddess,
    In the doorway of their trailer last night,
    They didn't see me creep,
    Out of my truck to take a peek,
    She thought that I was online,
    Playing newbies or even asleep,
    Then, I saw Goddess tickle J-B Inc,
    Underneath his Turban so snowy white;
    Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
    If Izor had only seen,
    Goddess kissing J-B Inc last night.


    O Trenchwars League
    O Trenchwars League,
    O Trenchwars League,
    How steadfast are your rulings,
    Your leagues are great,
    When they start on time,
    And in mid-July,
    The database will break sometime,
    O Trenchwars League,
    O Trenchwars League,
    How steadfast are your rulings.


    The Six Weeks of Deliberations
    On the first week of deliberations,
    TWL Ops said to me:
    Just give us another week,

    On the second week of deliberations,
    TWL Ops said to me:
    Give us another week,
    And we need to get ahold of Rudy,

    On the third week of deliberations,
    TWL Ops said to me:
    We need another week,
    We are almost in touch with Rudy,
    And the database is running slowly,

    On the fourth week of deliberations,
    TWL Ops said to me:
    Just one more week,
    Rudy should be online shortly,
    The database is laggy,
    And please stop sending emails in to me,

    On the fifth week of deliberations,
    TWL Ops said to me:
    Just one more week,
    Rudy should be here any second,
    Ikrit messed with the database,
    My email inbox is full,
    And then they just stopped talking to me,

    On the sixth week of deliberations,
    TWL Ops said to me:
    The ruling should be here shortly,
    Rudy just got online,
    Ikrit fixed the database,
    I just emptied my inbox,
    I took you off ?ignore,
    But Nethila broke no rules that we could see!
    Last edited by kthx; 12-03-2006, 06:59 AM.
    Rabble Rabble Rabble


  • #2
    You should add a poll and see which one "the people" like the best :turned:
    CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

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    • #3
      Originally posted by kthx View Post
      Rudy the BangOp is Logging In
      You better watch out,
      You better not cry,
      You better not lie,
      I'm telling you why,
      Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.

      Hes making a list,
      And checking it Twice,
      Gonna find out if you lie from his inter-squad spies,
      Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.

      He sees you in Private Arenas
      He knows when you're AFK
      He knows if you hack or abuse,
      So don't cheat for heavens sake!

      O! You better watch out!
      You better not cry,
      Better not lie, I'm telling you why,
      Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.
      Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.


      I'm dreaming of a white racism ban
      I'm dreaming of a white racism ban,
      Just like the opposite ones that used to happen,
      Where the racism bans are fair,
      And staffers listen to all our cares,
      To never hear cracker again.


      All I want for Christmas is my ER back
      Everybody stops,
      and stares at me,
      Those two letters are,
      gone as you can see,
      I don't know just who,
      to blame for this catastrophe,
      But my one wish on Christmas Eve,
      is as plain as it can be!

      All I want for Christmas,
      is my two letters back,
      my ER back,
      see me host timeattack.

      Gee, if I could only,
      have my two letters back,
      then I could say with you,
      ".?go christmas",
      It seems so long since I could say,
      "It's time for chocobo ranchers in ?go baseelim2"


      Fly through walls
      Fly through walls it sends an error,
      Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
      Prizing greens creates such terror,
      Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
      Don we now our cheating tools,
      Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
      We get banned and people think were cool,
      Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la


      Here Comes Pure_Luck
      Here comes Pure_Luck,
      Here comes Pure_Luck,
      Right before week six of TWL,
      Nethila and Kolar are abusing for him,
      And saying no rematch,
      Forums are busy, Quicksands in a Tizzy,
      All sk8ers are laughing inside,
      ?message Nethila:Thankyou, Cause Quicksand would spank you,
      Cause Pure_Luck is abusing tonight.

      I saw JB Kissing Goddess
      I saw J-B Inc kissing Goddess,
      In the doorway of their trailer last night,
      They didn't see me creep,
      Out of my truck to take a peek,
      She thought that I was online,
      Playing newbies or even asleep,
      Then, I saw Goddess tickle J-B Inc,
      Underneath his Turban so snowy white;
      Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
      If Izor had only seen,
      Goddess kissing J-B Inc last night.


      O Trenchwars League
      O Trenchwars League,
      O Trenchwars League,
      How steadfast are your rulings,
      Your leagues are great,
      When they start on time,
      And in mid-July,
      The database will break sometime,
      O Trenchwars League,
      O Trenchwars League,
      How steadfast are your rulings.


      The Six Weeks of Deliberations
      On the first week of deliberations,
      TWL Ops said to me:
      Just give us another week,

      On the second week of deliberations,
      TWL Ops said to me:
      Give us another week,
      And we need to get ahold of Rudy,

      On the third week of deliberations,
      TWL Ops said to me:
      We need another week,
      We are almost in touch with Rudy,
      And the database is running slowly,

      On the fourth week of deliberations,
      TWL Ops said to me:
      Just one more week,
      Rudy should be online shortly,
      The database is laggy,
      And please stop sending emails in to me,

      On the fifth week of deliberations,
      TWL Ops said to me:
      Just one more week,
      Rudy should be here any second,
      Ikrit messed with the database,
      My email inbox is full,
      And then they just stopped talking to me,

      On the sixth week of deliberations,
      TWL Ops said to me:
      The ruling should be here shortly,
      Rudy just got online,
      Ikrit fixed the database,
      I just emptied my inbox,
      I took you off ?ignore,
      But Nethila broke no rules that we could see!


      i love you more than i love TW atm hahahah
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      (RoboHelp)>TW Staff are looking for players who play regulary and are friendly, helpful, knowledgeable and who
      (RoboHelp)>show a desire to improving the zone. If you are interested in joining TW Staff, e-mail
      (RoboHelp)>TWStaff@gmail.com
      (RoboHelp)>If you have any other questions regarding this issue, please use :Left_Eye:<Message>.

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      • #4
        I don't have anything to do with the leagues. You might want to interchange my name with someone else who gives a toss about them.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rudy View Post
          I don't have anything to do with the leagues. You might want to interchange my name with someone else who gives a toss about them.
          he is right here Kthx. why would he care about an integral part of this zone and the most happening spot of cheating?

          edit: its not like he is a BanG Op or anything....
          (RoboHelp)>This message has been sent by Left_Eye:
          (RoboHelp)>TW Staff are looking for players who play regulary and are friendly, helpful, knowledgeable and who
          (RoboHelp)>show a desire to improving the zone. If you are interested in joining TW Staff, e-mail
          (RoboHelp)>TWStaff@gmail.com
          (RoboHelp)>If you have any other questions regarding this issue, please use :Left_Eye:<Message>.

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          • #6
            that is one of the funniest seasonal posts I have ever seen BRAVO BRAVO ENCOR ENCOR

            ?find dads revenge

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            • #7
              ?go outside
              Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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              • #8
                Sweeeeeeeeet =D

                Fly through walls made me giggle haha.
                (Twerp and Duel Pasta)
                5:dads revenge> they are both actually my virtual pet salamanders I have to feed them virtual flies 3 times a day

                1: Pandagirl!> What do I say back to that
                1: Pandagirl!> How about "lol"
                1: winipcfg> despite "lol"'s versatility, I don't think that'd be good in the situation

                If you can't beat them, eat them. ?go zombies3 - Chao <ER>

                Ricko> mvp gets poppadums from weak's corner shop

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd View Post
                  ?go outside

                  :wub:
                  My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                  • #10
                    That's actually clever :thumbsup: :santa:

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                    • #11
                      This thread gets an A
                      USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                      • #12
                        lol kthx, gold gold... best thread ever! i mean it
                        TWLD Season 8 Champion: -FINAL-
                        TWLB Season 9 Champion: -FINAL-


                        Sika> go in, burst and portal out © everett 2006 all rights reserved
                        Cross> feel like masturbating after seeing everett in javbirt
                        1:LF> my gf gives bad head, how do i fix this 1:pinkSTAR> give head to another guy 1:LF> k ur ignored
                        4:moot> cintra thinks he's as good as ev now so he's decided not to talk in public like him
                        1:broly> winning this title is like having sex

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                        • #13
                          Lmfao, hilarious.
                          DELETED

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                          • #14
                            Silent night, Holy night
                            Wark is dead, he hit his head
                            No more silly whines, no more trash talk
                            We can play again, cause there's no Wark
                            Play in heavenly peeeeeaaaaace
                            Play in heavenly peace
                            USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                            ---A few minutes later---
                            9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                            9:Kim> UM
                            9:Kim> i didn't
                            9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                            9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                            9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                            9:pascone> lol?

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                            • #15
                              Kthx---sorry to disappoint, but you make it hard to COMPLETELY hate you. Nice work.

                              PS: Reinstate Sarien for X-mas. :santa:

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