Rudy the BangOp is Logging In
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not lie,
I'm telling you why,
Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.
Hes making a list,
And checking it Twice,
Gonna find out if you lie from his inter-squad spies,
Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.
He sees you in Private Arenas
He knows when you're AFK
He knows if you hack or abuse,
So don't cheat for heavens sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry,
Better not lie, I'm telling you why,
Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.
Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.
I'm dreaming of a white racism ban
I'm dreaming of a white racism ban,
Just like the opposite ones that used to happen,
Where the racism bans are fair,
And staffers listen to all our cares,
To never hear cracker again.
All I want for Christmas is my ER back
Everybody stops,
and stares at me,
Those two letters are,
gone as you can see,
I don't know just who,
to blame for this catastrophe,
But my one wish on Christmas Eve,
is as plain as it can be!
All I want for Christmas,
is my two letters back,
my ER back,
see me host timeattack.
Gee, if I could only,
have my two letters back,
then I could say with you,
".?go christmas",
It seems so long since I could say,
"It's time for chocobo ranchers in ?go baseelim2"
Fly through walls
Fly through walls it sends an error,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Prizing greens creates such terror,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our cheating tools,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
We get banned and people think were cool,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Here Comes Pure_Luck
Here comes Pure_Luck,
Here comes Pure_Luck,
Right before week six of TWL,
Nethila and Kolar are abusing for him,
And saying no rematch,
Forums are busy, Quicksands in a Tizzy,
All sk8ers are laughing inside,
?message Nethila:Thankyou, Cause Quicksand would spank you,
Cause Pure_Luck is abusing tonight.
I saw JB Kissing Goddess
I saw J-B Inc kissing Goddess,
In the doorway of their trailer last night,
They didn't see me creep,
Out of my truck to take a peek,
She thought that I was online,
Playing newbies or even asleep,
Then, I saw Goddess tickle J-B Inc,
Underneath his Turban so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Izor had only seen,
Goddess kissing J-B Inc last night.
O Trenchwars League
O Trenchwars League,
O Trenchwars League,
How steadfast are your rulings,
Your leagues are great,
When they start on time,
And in mid-July,
The database will break sometime,
O Trenchwars League,
O Trenchwars League,
How steadfast are your rulings.
The Six Weeks of Deliberations
On the first week of deliberations,
TWL Ops said to me:
Just give us another week,
On the second week of deliberations,
TWL Ops said to me:
Give us another week,
And we need to get ahold of Rudy,
On the third week of deliberations,
TWL Ops said to me:
We need another week,
We are almost in touch with Rudy,
And the database is running slowly,
On the fourth week of deliberations,
TWL Ops said to me:
Just one more week,
Rudy should be online shortly,
The database is laggy,
And please stop sending emails in to me,
On the fifth week of deliberations,
TWL Ops said to me:
Just one more week,
Rudy should be here any second,
Ikrit messed with the database,
My email inbox is full,
And then they just stopped talking to me,
On the sixth week of deliberations,
TWL Ops said to me:
The ruling should be here shortly,
Rudy just got online,
Ikrit fixed the database,
I just emptied my inbox,
I took you off ?ignore,
But Nethila broke no rules that we could see!
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not lie,
I'm telling you why,
Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.
Hes making a list,
And checking it Twice,
Gonna find out if you lie from his inter-squad spies,
Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.
He sees you in Private Arenas
He knows when you're AFK
He knows if you hack or abuse,
So don't cheat for heavens sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry,
Better not lie, I'm telling you why,
Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.
Rudy the BangOp is logging in, right now.
I'm dreaming of a white racism ban
I'm dreaming of a white racism ban,
Just like the opposite ones that used to happen,
Where the racism bans are fair,
And staffers listen to all our cares,
To never hear cracker again.
All I want for Christmas is my ER back
Everybody stops,
and stares at me,
Those two letters are,
gone as you can see,
I don't know just who,
to blame for this catastrophe,
But my one wish on Christmas Eve,
is as plain as it can be!
All I want for Christmas,
is my two letters back,
my ER back,
see me host timeattack.
Gee, if I could only,
have my two letters back,
then I could say with you,
".?go christmas",
It seems so long since I could say,
"It's time for chocobo ranchers in ?go baseelim2"
Fly through walls
Fly through walls it sends an error,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Prizing greens creates such terror,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our cheating tools,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
We get banned and people think were cool,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Here Comes Pure_Luck
Here comes Pure_Luck,
Here comes Pure_Luck,
Right before week six of TWL,
Nethila and Kolar are abusing for him,
And saying no rematch,
Forums are busy, Quicksands in a Tizzy,
All sk8ers are laughing inside,
?message Nethila:Thankyou, Cause Quicksand would spank you,
Cause Pure_Luck is abusing tonight.
I saw JB Kissing Goddess
I saw J-B Inc kissing Goddess,
In the doorway of their trailer last night,
They didn't see me creep,
Out of my truck to take a peek,
She thought that I was online,
Playing newbies or even asleep,
Then, I saw Goddess tickle J-B Inc,
Underneath his Turban so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Izor had only seen,
Goddess kissing J-B Inc last night.
O Trenchwars League
O Trenchwars League,
O Trenchwars League,
How steadfast are your rulings,
Your leagues are great,
When they start on time,
And in mid-July,
The database will break sometime,
O Trenchwars League,
O Trenchwars League,
How steadfast are your rulings.
The Six Weeks of Deliberations
On the first week of deliberations,
TWL Ops said to me:
Just give us another week,
On the second week of deliberations,
TWL Ops said to me:
Give us another week,
And we need to get ahold of Rudy,
On the third week of deliberations,
TWL Ops said to me:
We need another week,
We are almost in touch with Rudy,
And the database is running slowly,
On the fourth week of deliberations,
TWL Ops said to me:
Just one more week,
Rudy should be online shortly,
The database is laggy,
And please stop sending emails in to me,
On the fifth week of deliberations,
TWL Ops said to me:
Just one more week,
Rudy should be here any second,
Ikrit messed with the database,
My email inbox is full,
And then they just stopped talking to me,
On the sixth week of deliberations,
TWL Ops said to me:
The ruling should be here shortly,
Rudy just got online,
Ikrit fixed the database,
I just emptied my inbox,
I took you off ?ignore,
But Nethila broke no rules that we could see!
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