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Well you know this zone is in a crisis as far as hosting goes, and even the events that are hosted are done without any charisma. Boring !start !ready events with no social interaction between hosts and players. I offer my skills as the famous Wark <ER> to this zone once more in an attempt to bring up the skill level, and frequency of hosting in this once great zone. My hosting repertoire is second to none, and my skill while hosting, professionalism on my hosting name, and charisma while hosting keeps players entertained for hours a week. Not only will I keep new players engrossed with entertaining events, including several older maps that have fallen through the cracks as years have worn on and newer but not exactly better events have become the standard for hosting. Glider, Balance, Thorlob, LeviRace, Journey, Warpwars, Predator, Musketeers, and so many more are primed to be hosted by a skilled veteran by myself. Hiring me will bring the respect staff receives to a new level, not only by older players recognizing that you are hiring an older player, and an experienced staffer, but newer players who for the first time will see events unfold before their very eyes that captivate them and keep them wanting to play. My unique style of hosting and joking around with my players, even at my own expense is something that this zone can ill afford to lose, especially at a crucial time such at this when it could be the breaking point. I know your biggest worry is that I will cause problems, but I assure you to keep strictly to my hosting and stay out of other staff political matters this time around, as well as more than exceed my goals per month on events. So think about my offer, and remember that although sometimes I may play the dickhead, my main goal is for players to have fun, get better, and eventually fill in the slots of the legendary players of yore who have already, and will eventually drift away from this game.
Wark <ER>
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