I should host again.

[kthx]

I don't talk to Killer Soldier, hes just a random idiot. Already talked to staff about getting his posts deleted anyhow.

[genocidal]

This thread is now a testament to why he shouldn't.

[Ward]

I am a tool

STICK TO THE TOPIC

wark should get another chance

[Killer Soldier]

Edited so Kthx stops crying

[Ward]

I agree Wark should get <ER> back. Hosting has been very monotonous lately with hosts like Stargazer, who only care about quantity of events per month as to make them look better, but forget the necessary interaction with players that make the events more fun. I stopped playing events for a while now, simply because they're boring.

[Killer Soldier]

People That Annoy You: N_ggers

Naggers

Edit: im keeping this one

[Heroin Bob]

WARK FOR BEST EVENT REF IN TRENCHWARS HISTORY!!!!! OMG GOOD EVENTS LETS PLAY NOW NOW NOW NOWNOW! DD can only keep me so entertained.



aka Rehire this nooby so i can play captains DM

[Pummel]

Kthx works for cadbury.

Trust me on this one, it's a good idea.

[Vys]

Agreed.
Vys

[genocidal]

Learning to use paragraphs first would probably help make the deans think you're at least somewhat mentally capable of having any sort of power. I wouldn't hold your breath though.

[kthx]

Well you know this zone is in a crisis as far as hosting goes, and even the events that are hosted are done without any charisma. Boring !start !ready events with no social interaction between hosts and players. I offer my skills as the famous Wark <ER> to this zone once more in an attempt to bring up the skill level, and frequency of hosting in this once great zone. My hosting repertoire is second to none, and my skill while hosting, professionalism on my hosting name, and charisma while hosting keeps players entertained for hours a week. Not only will I keep new players engrossed with entertaining events, including several older maps that have fallen through the cracks as years have worn on and newer but not exactly better events have become the standard for hosting. Glider, Balance, Thorlob, LeviRace, Journey, Warpwars, Predator, Musketeers, and so many more are primed to be hosted by a skilled veteran by myself. Hiring me will bring the respect staff receives to a new level, not only by older players recognizing that you are hiring an older player, and an experienced staffer, but newer players who for the first time will see events unfold before their very eyes that captivate them and keep them wanting to play. My unique style of hosting and joking around with my players, even at my own expense is something that this zone can ill afford to lose, especially at a crucial time such at this when it could be the breaking point. I know your biggest worry is that I will cause problems, but I assure you to keep strictly to my hosting and stay out of other staff political matters this time around, as well as more than exceed my goals per month on events. So think about my offer, and remember that although sometimes I may play the dickhead, my main goal is for players to have fun, get better, and eventually fill in the slots of the legendary players of yore who have already, and will eventually drift away from this game.

Wark <ER>