FUNNIEST Conversations EVER HAD in game! Post all you want!

[soup]

oh i get it, the jokes on us for reading that RETARDED SHIT

lol PH is being racist AGAIN

C 7:P H> make a bitch n!!!a bleed

[DankNuggets]

while playing freezetag, I found myself frozen next to someone on the opposite team, whom i hadn't seen in years...



someone>Hey Dank! What's up, long time no see?
me>oh, not much. just chillin.
someone>just chillin? hmm me too
me>yeah, frozen actually
someone> rofl
me>lol



yeah i don't log conversations unless they involve staff members being complete assholes. but i figured 90% of the stuff in this thread isn't funny anyway, so i'd contribute to the mediocrity.+

[getting pwned]

someone>Hey Dank! What's up, long time no see?
me>oh, not much. just chillin.
someone>just chillin? hmm me too
me>yeah, frozen actually
someone> rofl
me>lol

Clever

[dads revenge]

Ekko returns to the TWD chat in rare form and Mattey and Tagmor fall prey

[concealed]

Why is Havok so obsessed with Max B... lol

I really don't know man, he's jealous or something

[PH]

lol PH is being racist AGAIN

p h is not me, it's musashi

get your facts straight you pigfucking aspie

[PaulOakenfold]

OP
It's You
You're the funniest conversation
EVER HAD

[PaulOakenfold]

Post all you want!

[TagMor]

Ekko returns to the TWD chat in rare form and Mattey and Tagmor fall prey

could someone approve this?
Or maybe dads could cut and paste it? pls sir

[dads revenge]

could someone approve this?
Or maybe dads could cut and paste it? pls sir

http://www.freewebs.com/dadsrevenge/ekkoreturns.txt

tada

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

you realize this is ran by every other zone but TW right? its why all tw quotes have like negative rankings no matter what, terrible website

Actually, One of ours is near the top... unfortunately for me :/

#2223... Its 18th...

[HateTheFake]

this is one we had about a year ago lol

1:wicket666> lol 20 bucks say im not the oldest who plays this
1:Hate The Fake> dads revenge is 57
1:Hate The Fake> ish
1:wicket666> lol
1:raizin> you could be 40 working at applebees
1:Hate The Fake> LOL
1:Hate The Fake> tossing salads
1:Epic li> slow internet
1:wicket666> that is bann for life
1:Hate The Fake> LOL
1:wicket666> banned4life is 40ish working at applebees
2:raizin> rofl
1:wicket666> no shit
1:Hate The Fake> lol sad
1:wicket666> lol
1:raizin> lol
1:Hate The Fake> lol i remember when voltaire went to go visit them
1:Hate The Fake> he was cap of heresy
1:raizin> i remember that
1:raizin> i was on the squad
1:Hate The Fake> and after that visit heresy dissolved lol
1:wicket666> vist who?
1:raizin> volt left his house, then banned made nc17
1:Hate The Fake> he visisted b4l
1:raizin> prolly didnt put out
1:wicket666> wtf
1:Hate The Fake> lol
1:wicket666> lol
1:Hate The Fake> prolly made him do some weird shit
1:Hate The Fake> 3 ways with the b4ls
1:wicket666> wow some serious shit goes on around here dont it
1:raizin> i know the b4ls are swingers
1:Hate The Fake> lol
1:raizin> serious htf
1:wicket666> htf
1:Hate The Fake> for real
1:Hate The Fake> wtf
1:wicket666> due htf
1:raizin> had some discussions about that one night
1:Hate The Fake> voltaire must of felt akward
1:wicket666> omg htf pme me now
1:raizin> they invited me and my gf down to portland for wife swapping
1:raizin> i wasnt down
1:Hate The Fake> B4l> you touch her first
1:wicket666> omg
:wicket666:sup
1:Hate The Fake> lol raizin
(wicket666)>dude he asked me same what riz just said
1:Michael Stipe Fan> huh, really raizin?
1:Hate The Fake> hes like your gf sure has a pretty mouth
:wicket666:lol
1:wicket666> omg wtf dotn i knwo people
:wicket666:dude when u gonna man up and leave
:wicket666:join us, at least we arent crazy rofl
1:Michael Stipe Fan> I don't watch that show, but the scenes I see make it look like everyone is pissed off when the do it
1:wicket666> i was aked to have sex with them too
1:wicket666> wtf is going on around here
2:Hate The Fake> (wicket666)>dude he asked me same what riz just said
1:wicket666> they real swingers?
2:raizin> what?
1:wicket666> yea wtf
2:Hate The Fake> thats what he pmd me, said they asked him 2
1:Michael Stipe Fan> someone tried to do that?
1:raizin> wicket they asked you before?
1:wicket666> yes
1:Hate The Fake> its funny like wtf
1:raizin> see i dont lie
1:wicket666> just recently
1:raizin> this was like a year ago
1:Hate The Fake> you know whats funny sir spiders still on nc17
1:raizin> i thought he was joking at first
1:wicket666> they said hey bring you and youer wife over
1:Hate The Fake> gotta wonder how many visits he makes
1:raizin> LOL
1:wicket666> so ddi i
1:raizin> de ja vu
1:wicket666> then he asked more
1:Michael Stipe Fan> sir spider is good enough to be on any other squad
1:raizin> wow wicket
1:Michael Stipe Fan> that's a loyal dude
1:wicket666> so i finally said i dont do that shit knock it off
1:raizin> this same thing happened to me a year ago
1:Hate The Fake> apparently hes good enough for a b4l 3 way tag team
1:Michael Stipe Fan> o snap
1:Michael Stipe Fan> P
1:Michael Stipe Fan> *
1:wicket666> fuck that
1:wicket666> only pic i saw was a very tiny one of some wedding
1:Hate The Fake> AND IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 300 LBS B4L
1:Michael Stipe Fan> banned, bug & brat
1:Hate The Fake> sir spider gets tagged in, during the first round
1:raizin> rofl
1:Valholy> dude
1:Valholy> this chat is ridics
1:Valholy> too active!
1:raizin> lol
1:Hate The Fake> lol
1:Michael Stipe Fan> isn't it though?
1:wicket666> lol
1:Hate The Fake> And in this corner, we have a newcomer, an asian from cali, VALHOLYYYY
1:Michael Stipe Fan> haha
1:wicket666> so who else got hit on?
1:Hate The Fake> not me
1:Michael Stipe Fan> sigh
1:Hate The Fake> rofl
1:raizin> just me that i know of
1:raizin> now you
1:Michael Stipe Fan> not me
1:Hate The Fake> prolly sir spider
1:Michael Stipe Fan> no one ever hits on me
1:wicket666> i mean i loved that show to ctach a perdator with chris hanson
1:raizin> LMAO
1:wicket666> na he cant be like that can he
1:wicket666> i hope not
1:raizin> make a new name, tell him your 15/m/oregon
1:Hate The Fake> wicket they wanna teabag u
1:raizin> join nc17
1:wicket666> lol f that
1:wicket666> tea bag
1:wicket666> nasty
1:Michael Stipe Fan> I like the term teabag. it just sounds so funny
1:Hate The Fake> b4l wants a rim job
1:wicket666> maybe a big bag of dope
1:Michael Stipe Fan> the actual action isn't, but the term is funny
1:wicket666> lol j/k
1:raizin> dont be bitter, lick the shitter
1:Valholy> banned4life?
1:Hate The Fake> yea
1:Valholy> what about him?
1:raizin> nothing lol
1:Hate The Fake> he hit on wicket
1:Hate The Fake> LOL
1:Valholy> WTF
1:Hate The Fake> and raizin
1:Valholy> HE A MAN!
1:Valholy> HES A MAN THO!!!!!
1:Michael Stipe Fan> yes
1:raizin> he didnt hit on me
1:Michael Stipe Fan> that's whats funny
1:Valholy> unless wicket is a chick
1:wicket666> now a couple thing he asked
1:Valholy> asl wicket
1:Hate The Fake> B4L> raizin u sure got a pretty mouth, bring ur wife 2
1:raizin> it was about wife swapping
1:wicket666> yea what rai said
1:Michael Stipe Fan> show him your picks wicket
1:Valholy> b4life has a wife?!
1:raizin> brat4life
1:Hate The Fake> yea b4l
1:raizin> rofl
1:Hate The Fake> lol
1:Michael Stipe Fan> hmmm
1:wicket666> brat4life
1:Valholy> brat4life is his wife?!?!
1:Hate The Fake> and bug4life is there other 3 wayer
1:wicket666> is his wife she cool tho
1:Michael Stipe Fan> I never knew that
1:wicket666> she cool
1:Michael Stipe Fan> brat sucks at ss
1:Valholy> holy shit how old are they?
1:Michael Stipe Fan> but other than that shes cool
1:raizin> she is older
1:wicket666> like 3 years
1:Hate The Fake> 40-50
1:raizin> i think he is mid 30 she is in her 40s
1:wicket666> o
1:Michael Stipe Fan> thats not bad
1:Valholy> wicket that you?
1:wicket666> yea
1:Valholy> sexy shirtless man
1:wicket666> ty
1:wicket666> lol
1:Valholy> how old are you
1:Hate The Fake> Valholy> wanna wife swap
1:Epic li> valholy
1:wicket666> lol
1:Michael Stipe Fan> hahah
1:Valholy> wicket how old are you?
1:Epic li> beware nipple tatoos
1:wicket666> 32
1:Michael Stipe Fan> I thought you were watching porn epic?
1:Valholy> ah, thats almost as old as dameon angell
1:Hate The Fake> lol wicket did b4l show u pics of his wife
1:wicket666> really
1:Valholy> yea
1:Hate The Fake> and be like, u know u wanna
1:Valholy> hes 38
1:Epic li> I CALL SLOW ITNERNET
1:Epic li> :<
1:wicket666> only pic i saw was a small one of thir wedding
1:Epic li> but i got something to mess my mind already
1:Michael Stipe Fan> good
1:Epic li> i just had to warn valholy about the nipples
1:Hate The Fake> did he ask u to oreo
1:Hate The Fake> a lil wicket in the middle
1:wicket666> ew
1:Hate The Fake> LOL
1:Valholy> those nipples look like they could cut DIAMOND!!!!!!
1:wicket666> no locked doors
1:wicket666> lol
1:Michael Stipe Fan> ROFL val
1:wicket666> it was cold
1:wicket666> lol
1:Hate The Fake> so wicket let me get this straight, he asks you to bang his wife and your still on nc17
1:Hate The Fake> lolol
1:Michael Stipe Fan> that would be quite the engagement ring
1:wicket666> well i thought he was kidding
1:Valholy> he must my kidding
1:Michael Stipe Fan> "Here honey, I even cut the diamond with my own nipples"
1:wicket666> then he kept doing ti then i told him to stop and he did
1:Hate The Fake> 3 rings of marriage, engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering
1:Michael Stipe Fan> "Will you marry me?"
1:Valholy> is brat4life hot?
1:Hate The Fake> lol wicket
1:wicket666> lol
1:Michael Stipe Fan> suffering, thats cute
1:Michael Stipe Fan> I like that one
1:Valholy> is brat4life hot?
1:wicket666> look man i ddi alot of speed in my day a banged chicks with chicks me and himes bang chicks toigether im not into tahts hit no more
1:wicket666> idk val
1:Michael Stipe Fan> *throws up*
1:Valholy> she sexy?
1:wicket666> pic wadnt to big to get a good look
1:Valholy> does she work it well?
1:wicket666> she old tho
1:Michael Stipe Fan> some old people are sexy
1:Valholy> did she age gracefully?
1:Hate The Fake> lol
1:wicket666> i would bang her
1:Hate The Fake> LOL
1:Michael Stipe Fan> as long as they age gracefully
1:Valholy> why didnt you?
1:Hate The Fake> sigd
1:wicket666> but you knwo about far looking
1:Valholy> he gave you the chance!
1:Hate The Fake> this entire convo soo being saved
1:wicket666> only look good from a far
1:Valholy> you should have gone all the way son!
1:Valholy> HIT IT AND QUIT IT
2:Michael Stipe Fan> this gonna go on the devest boards for posterity?
1:wicket666> na
1:Hate The Fake> true valholy calls sloppy 3nds
1:Hate The Fake> 2nds
1:Valholy> lol 3rds
1:Hate The Fake> lol
1:Valholy> only after htf
1:Valholy>
1:wicket666> i had my share plus yours im good i got wife
1:Hate The Fake> true im gonna have b4l naked and play whos in her mouth
1:Valholy> just because you got a wife doesnt mean you have to get stuck with the onegina disease
1:Michael Stipe Fan> not unless you're a faithful man
1:Hate The Fake> so wicket rofl
1:Hate The Fake> how has this convo helped your confidence in b4l
1:wicket666> lol i banged alot of chicks man no lie but the women wow yea im wipped
1:Michael Stipe Fan> isn't onegina better than nogina?
1:Valholy> use that shift and make her ride your warbird wicket!
1:wicket666> hold up talking to fast for me

[HateTheFake]

Part 2

1:wicket666> htf well idk what to think at this point as long as he dont do it again
1:Valholy> make her ride your warbird wicket
1:wicket666> lol val
1:Valholy> attach to her like a levi and take it slow at first
1:Valholy> then step on the first and deliver a big finish
1:Valholy> afk
1:Michael Stipe Fan> "LEV BOMB!"
1:Valholy> give her a BIG LEV BOMB
1:Valholy> afk
1:Hate The Fake> shes gonna portal u some herpes
1:Michael Stipe Fan> right in the back of the terr
1:Valholy> afk, no more for me,
1:wicket666> ok well i ddi get a bj in the hen house with the mail lady but she asked me tahtw as 2 years ago
1:Michael Stipe Fan> I better get to bed
1:Michael Stipe Fan> g'night everyone
2:Michael Stipe Fan> later
2:Hate The Fake> later
1:wicket666> laterz
2:Hate The Fake> this convo is priceless
2:Michael Stipe Fan> heh, yeah
2:Michael Stipe Fan> the conversations you can have online
:wicket666k, raizin said if you join he wont ask to wife swap with you HAHAHAHA
2:Michael Stipe Fan> it's great
2:Hate The Fake> :wicket666k, raizin said if you join he wont ask to wife swap with you HAHAHAHA
2:raizin> lol
1:raizin> rofl htf lies wicket, Devest is a swingers only squad
2:Hate The Fake> we should make a tw forum thread on this
1:Hate The Fake> lol
1:Hate The Fake> we share everything
1:wicket666> lol
1:Hate The Fake> k laters
1:raizin> take care
1:Hate The Fake> enjoy your b4l wet dreams
1:wicket666> all this talk made me want to go bang the wifey
1:raizin> $$
1:raizin> glad we can help
1:wicket666> lol
1:raizin> who needs viagra when you got htf in your corner
1:Hate The Fake> lol
1:Hate The Fake> wicket
1:Hate The Fake> 1 last question
1:wicket666> yea
1:Hate The Fake> when u post your pics in nc17 chat, does b4l ever type something like, oooo yeaaaa afk sticky keys
1:Valholy> hahaha htf is like man viagra
1:wicket666> no
1:raizin> thats fucked up
1:Hate The Fake> lol
1:Hate The Fake> can u imagine the dds
1:wicket666> i dont mind gay talk as long its just fun and games
1:wicket666> not serious
1:Hate The Fake> wicket u get 15 and ill rub ur back and your....
1:Hate The Fake> did b4l ever ask u to comeover and watch brokeback mountain
1:Hate The Fake> btw wicket what happened to hutch on nc17
1:raizin> guy said he had to go bone his wife
1:raizin> why you stallin him
1:Hate The Fake> true
1:Hate The Fake> entire convo sigd rofl
raizin> haha
1:Hate The Fake> b4l shoulda name his squad the dating game
1:Valholy> hahaha
1:Valholy> thats why its nc17

2 days later-

ABustedCon> what about the forums? I read them.
Hate The F> see the b4l= swinger one
ABustedCon> Yes, lol
ABustedCon> funny as hell
Hate The F> yea i couldnt stop laughing
Hate The F> lol he asked raizin too ROFL
Hate The F> smokes did u get asked
ABustedCon> Yea, lol. that is funny as shit
smokes bow> he tried that on my roomates few months ago
Hate The F> rofl
Hate The F> for real smokes
smokes bow> when spytek was playin on nc17
ABustedCon> lol
Hate The F> lol
ABustedCon> what a way to pick up ppl, thru SS, haha!
smokes bow> banned dont live too far from here
Hate The F> how did that topic sart
volablE> lol
volablE> fail
ABustedCon> I guess if you're swingin, you try every angle
Hate The F> so spy i heard u like sausage
smokes bow> lol
ABustedCon> lol
smokes bow> they started to call spys cell everyday and shit
Hate The F> wtf
ABustedCon> LOL!!!
Hate The F> he would awnser and hear moaning?
ABustedCon> Who is, "they"?
smokes bow> thats when she quit playin ss all together
volablE> .
smokes bow> banned and brat
ABustedCon> haha
Hate The F> wow smokes rofl
Hate The F> so she doesnt like sausage
smokes bow> he never hit me up. im kinda dissapointed
ABustedCon> she likes the roast beef curtins
Hate The F> lol
ABustedCon> errr *curtains
Hate The F> what did they call her about
Hate The F> whats funny is i never knew why voltaire quit rofl
Hate The F> makes so much sense now
smokes bow> at first it was when a dd would start. then it turned into social calls. then it turned into obsesive compulsive chat
Hate The F> wow rofl
smokes bow> lol
ABustedCon> Awesome! lol
Hate The F> b4l> what are u wearing
smokes bow> callin her at work hrs and shit lol
ABustedCon> How old is Banned4Life?
ABustedCon> And I'm assuming his girl is brat?
Hate The F> yea
Hate The F> like 40
ABustedCon> lol
smokes bow> lol 30s i think
ABustedCon> I wonder if he likes it in the balloon knot?
Hate The F> LOL Swingin good in the neighborhood
Hate The F> b4ls new motto
ABustedCon> lol
smokes bow> swingin is happenin nowadays
smokes bow> i have a friend that i met here. they have swinger partys now and then. i kinda stopped talkin to them when they invited me but
ABustedCon> <----
Hate The F> lol
Hate The F> Abustedcon> ?message Banned4life: im interested pm me the details
ABustedCon> ROFL

So yea it was an epic log. If you like this i got about 2 more logs of B4l Inviting people to their swinger website lol

[PaulOakenfold]

The gay motif is really old, but it surprises me how owned people get by it still.

[Money]

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