New TW Online Merchandise Store

[The Designer]

Ooo I was busy advertising, PM me with what he said because I'm nebby. And it's great that he created a whole account just to use to put down someone else's work... Excellent game, bro.

BUY TW MERCH OR ELSE I SHALL USE YOU FOR MY EVIL EXPERIMENTS WHICH ARE NOT PLEASANT.

[The Designer]

Burning the midnight oil has never been more fun. On a suggestion from Wark, I present a staff-minded shirt:

http://www.cafeshops.com/spec_morons

And at suggestion from our friendly sysop, try the Event Ref store on for size:

http://www.cafeshops.com/er_tw

I've updated the Floydians store as requested, and the Zone Helper store will follow tonight or tomorrow.

If it makes some of you feel better you can stop pretending you don't know who I really am. :/ But thanks for supporting TW anyway!

[The Designer]

I reeeallly should be getting paid for this.

http://www.cafeshops.com/zh_tw

Since it's 4:40 am and I am so freezing... But that's the price I pay to bring a mediocre product to a disinterested crowd! WHEE!

If you buy stuff I'll shut up, I promise.

(The Designer takes no responsibilities for any bans for staff impersonation resulting from purchase of any ZH/ER items)

[Reepicheep]

Dear The Designer,

You are going to give me nightmares.

From,
Reepicheep

[The Designer]

Dear Reepicheep,

Thank you for your interest in Trench Wars merchandise. We offer a wide range of styles and products, and we hope you find something you can enjoy. If you have any questions regarding our product, please contact us at twmerch@yahoo.com

With warm regards,
The Designer

[The Designer]

Bumptastic update: New store!

www.cafeshops.com/mlb_wb

Many people have said they can't buy merch because they don't have a credit card. I have been offering to buy things for those people, and mail them. For that to work I would need to recieve your payment first. If you're interested in this, email me at twmerch@yahoo.com for my PO box and information.

[The Designer]

New store #1 for the day. Hopefully I'll have another one up this evening - featuring a very special guest design by TW's very own Don <ER>!

This is for all you lovely ladies out there: http://www.cafeshops.com/girly_wb

Don't forget I'm still taking requests for custom merch. Floyds let their store sit and gather dust, which is annoying... Everyone in any squad is welcome to ask for a design, even if you're from some unknown pub squad. We embrace all people at the TW merch HQ, and we feel all TWers should own at least one piece of our wares. Well, of course we do.

Thanks for buying!

[Material Girl]

OOO wow that one is beeooteeefullll.... pretty rainbows..... <3

I'll save up my lunch money for it... $$

Maybe the reason noone buys Floyds is because people affiliated are either a) bitter about the way the squad dissolved without any group discussion, or b) simply not interested in rehashing the past, or c) just gotta SAVE my lunch money...

[The Designer]

Actually I was asked to do the design by a prominent member of Floyds. He said he guaranteed at least 6 orders... But I guess that's just an ex-Floyd doing something to get at an ex-WR. Meh.

TW merch sales have reached $120 - and I personally have bought my first order. See, that should generate consumer confidence that the Designer is buying her own merchandise.

Props to KJW for updating the store's hub and the TW.org frontpage with info, and lots of appreciation to everyone who has purchased things so far.

Don't forget you can request a personal design, OR suggest a design for everyone to buy! I'm open to ideas here.

[Jack White]

Originally posted by The Designer
Dear Reepicheep,

Thank you for your interest in Trench Wars merchandise. We offer a wide range of styles and products, and we hope you find something you can enjoy. If you have any questions regarding our product, please contact us at twmerch@yahoo.com

With warm regards,
The Designer

It's not in your best interest to talk back to Reepicheep, Ham.