New TW Online Merchandise Store

[Bilbo]

Originally posted by Stalfos
nerd porn by any other name is still nerd porn

So I should watch real women raped by squids instead? You are sick man, sick.

[Jonas]

Originally posted by Bilbo
So I should watch real women raped by squids instead? You are sick man, sick.

Hush. Man, I won't sleep tonight....

[The Designer]

Yeah they're coming, I'm just lazy. But since you mention it, I'll do jav next. Hell I'll do it now while Iron Chef has commercials on. Give me an hour or so.

[The Designer]

Textless jav stuff? You request, I deliver.

http://www.cafeshops.com/javelin_nt

I expect you to order something now.

[The Designer]

Okay, this one might be a little weird... But it stemmed from a conversation with the man himself (actual suggestion thanks to Adam <ER>) and a lot of people thought it'd be funny, so here goes...

http://www.cafeshops.com/banned_dock

Any suggestions for other ban-happy staffers to throw on there?

[CommanderEnder]

Goddess

[The Designer]

Didn't she get BanG taken a...

Ohhh I get it.

I'd have to ask her permission, but it's kind of insulting...

[The Designer]

Hot on the heels of the DoCk>-banned shirts, I bring you another notorious staffer:

http://www.cafeshops.com/banned_farmer

(He was unavailable for further comment afterwards but he thought it was pretty funny)

[Material Girl]

Goddess is better. She is sexy and that sells.

[The Designer]

Excellent choice. I thought my quasi-spamming of TWL games and pubs made me a sale, but noooo, it was just you.

Thanks for your order, and the same goes to everyone else!

Don't forget to email me at twmerch@yahoo.com for quotes on custom designs.

[WiseCherub]

Geesh I thought TK meant something like Total Knockout by a Levy... learn something new everyday...heh.. but it means teamkill oh well just getting use to terms.

Would be funny to see a shirt having..... picture of levy fire L3 Bomb at the base wall, and on the other side have another victim ship (like a terrier with 3 ships attached) blowing up. Underneath have "TKO'ed!!!"

or have a picture of a terrier firing those pathetic annoying bullets... and say "Chirp Chirp I know my bullets sounds annoying....but what else can I do?"

or have the TW terrier ship graphic on the webpage...and put
"Trenchwars - Subspace: Caution habit forming"

or also have picture of Javelin firing L2 bouncy bomb at wall....with broken line showing the bombs trajectory.
"Jav Pilots: Angle of Incidence masters"
or "Do Jav Pilots play lots of Pool/Snooker?"

[Miku19]

I wanna have my very own:

<picture of terrier>
warportal(1033) <--- l33t

t-shirt $$

[King Missile]

can someone explain to me how paypal exactly works cuz i went to the site and its not all that clear there.... or i just missed the part where it DOES get clear...

neways, ne1 TELL ME PLZ!!!

[The Designer]

I don't have PayPal myself because I don't have a credit card, but I think the basics of it is, you give them your card info, and they uh... I think they act as a go-between for sites that don't use credit card payment. Actually I have no idea. But this is how I think it is. Feel free to prove me wrong.

Soon: The first custom design (would have gotten it sooner but my internet was all screwed up last night and I couldn't upload things to Cafepress or anything).

PS King Missile I like your avatar.

[The Designer]

Ta-da! New store time.

http://www.cafeshops.com/basic_logo

Next up: Spider -nt-, requested to be done by Malladrin. (Don't worry, RR, I'm doing your design too)