New TW Online Merchandise Store

[Goddess <ER>]

Material Girl lets order matching Levi Thongs

[The Designer]

And thus commanded, Designer made Banned by Goddess shirts.

http://www.cafeshops.com/banned_goddess

And ZeUs!! was jealous so I made one for him too.

http://www.cafeshops.com/banned_zeus

Look for ultra-special new designs coming soon!

[The Designer]

As seen in an arena near you:

Whoever next purchases from the TW merch stores will drive the donation over the $100 mark! Who will it be? Go to http://www.trenchwars.org/Trench/ind...ction=TWMerch& to donate!

We have $99.69 worth of donation... Just ONE MORE order will push us over! Come on, folks, if you've been waiting for an opportunity, this is the best one you'll ever get.

Thanks for supporting TW!

[The Designer]

I made myself an AOL Instant Messenger account so it might be easier for people to reach me with questions about TW merch. IM me at TheDesignerTW (why the hell were The Designer and TW Merch taken? I don't want to know) if you'd prefer a quick answer rather than email.

Thanks, and don't forget to donate!

[Facetious]

I tried to get the screenname Totally Pants, and it was taken. Weird-ass screennames get taken.

[The Designer]

Congratulations to a lovely lady who bought, not just one, but three items - bringing us over the $100 donation mark! I don't know what your Subspace nick is, but if you post here, we're all sure to shower you with admiration and love.

Total donations right now are $114.15 American. Thanks to everyone who has donated (not just through the store but in any way at all!) and to everyone who will donate in the near future. TW really needs your support - let's show them we won't let our server fall.

[King Missile]

i e-mailed you bout some custom thing mr. designer

several days ago (3 or 4)

and still no reply, maybe it didnt get through or something (tell me, i can mail it again or maybe just talk to ya ingame)

much ezer that way

[FatherG]

You know you want a pair of pants like this:


*waves at Designer*

[The Designer]

Originally posted by King Missile
i e-mailed you bout some custom thing mr. designer

several days ago (3 or 4)

and still no reply, maybe it didnt get through or something (tell me, i can mail it again or maybe just talk to ya ingame)

much ezer that way

I sent you a reply... Odd that it didn't get through. If it's easier for you, you can contact me via AIM at TheDesignerTW. The gist of my email was, I could do your idea in theory, but my scanner doesn't work. I doubt I could do it in pure Photoshop, so it'd have to wait until said scanner got into a state of workingness. Thanks for your interest in a custom design.

And FatherG, I'd make pants if I could... Jav pants with ass bullets you-know-where. *waves back*

[FudLe Pucker]

that is for total geeks. unless it's free!

[Mobey]

w00t owned $$

[FudLe Pucker]

Do you even realize that whoever buys that crap probably has no life? How sad that is? Ugh, i was so disgusted when i saw those TW panties, ugh! So sad, so sad...

[Verthanthi]

And yet, you took time to look at the merchandise anyway...

[King Missile]

?ignore pudle pucker

[The Designer]

Originally posted by FudLe Pucker
Do you even realize that whoever buys that crap probably has no life? How sad that is? Ugh, i was so disgusted when i saw those TW panties, ugh! So sad, so sad...

Hey buddy, next time I see you actually play in TW I'll make sure to care. Please reference page two of this thread, where the ONLY OTHER PERSON IN TRENCH WARS said this was a bad idea. You and him should be special friends.

But thanks for the bump.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Nice Designer. I lost my wallet and I'm in a bit of a stint.