Abridged Shark guide. Ask questions and get them answered eventually.

[Jones]

jones I used to like you when you were quiet but now your just an annoying euro who is just bad and talks too much. maybe change your name to soupero jr.

i'm at loss for words, let's hug?

[Mattey]

Mattey:

why are the sharks in ?go fishies Ship 1 and not Ship 8?

Obviously because shark should be the only available ship in every arena.

[Crescent Seal]

vt stick to ld threads and stop talking shit on players here that play a league you never did, or go back to whatever zone you came from because you're a nobody here.

jones I used to like you when you were quiet but now your just an annoying euro who is just bad and talks too much. maybe change your name to soupero jr.

Loool +1, gj soupero u fuk

[Jason]

Thank you for illustrating your incompetence and general misunderstanding of sharking better than I ever could.

okay mattey, just quit being a dick and i'll back off. sound like a deal?

p.s. i still contend that there are only a few "true greats" despite knowing that shark is essentially a very easy ship to play.

[Efhat]

I carried Dwopple in shark in Syndicate to LB finals, that is all.

[the_paul]

shark is only easy after you've done it 100000 times. There's not many people who jump in shark and are good almost immediately (suk dik 2 u ph). It's a lot more complicated than you think, if you do it right

[Ilya]

so like

who wants to buy the name shark? we'll start the bidding at $50

[saetep]

jones is euro?!?!?

and to think i was about to join sweet to win twld

[Jason]

so like

who wants to buy the name shark? we'll start the bidding at $50

how much for the name ilya?

[midoent]

just wanted to add: try to be aware where enemy spiders are like see where the bullets will go, and find comfortable spots for repping. And be aware which bullets to take head on and which to rep so you provide a nice constant shield for your team to take advantage of.