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Smoking makes you dumb
Perhaps you guys heard already, the brains of smokers got affected by the cigarettes.
Researchers from a Dutch hospital came to that conclusion after investigating 500 people aged 50-85.
It was already known smokers have an improved chance of getting dementia and Alzheimer, but this still was a surprising result.
The researchers do not know the exact reason why it makes you dumber but they will do another research on that later.
I guess this explains a lot about tw players like Cres and Bat.
First breasts in my mouth were not my mother's
A 29 year old teacher from Thailand has been convicted to 2 years of jail.
She had a special sexual relationship with a 14 year old boy. She breastfed the boy. The boy said "it was a very special feeling, the first breasts I had in my mouth were not my mother's, but my teacher's".
The teacher immediatly got fired by school and denied the facts. She now has to spend 2 years in jail.
We do not know whether she was inspired by tw player Kitty.
Tabloid war Germany vs Britain.
A real Tabloid war has started between Germany and England.
The British paper "The Sun" startd this week with an article that made fun of German habits.
Also there was a quiz in which you could test whether you have German blood by answering questions like "how many times do you wear sandals while also wearing socks?"
Besides that the popularity of American David Hasselhoff was being made fun of.
German press "Bild" decided to strike back by making jokes about British eat and drinking habits and the failed English attempts to win the World championship of soccer and the british obsession with World War II.
Several questions were asked like "how to score a penalty?" with multiple chance answers as A) By shooting the ball to the left side of the left post
B) By shooting the ball towards the right side of the right post C) by shooting the ball above the bar.
Who will win this tabloid war? We will find out soon.
Malaysia Airlines bans babies out of first class
Malaysia Airlines wont allow babies anymore in the first class part of the Airbus A380 and the Boeing 747-400.
This choice was made because too many complaints about the shitty noise making babies were received from other passengers in first class.
If you still want to travel with a baby you are going to have to buy seats in economy or business class.
The biggest crybaby of TW, Rasaq, has already filed a complaint requested to get rid of this new rule. Malaysia Airlines denied his request.
Speaking of babies and planes;
An ill 95 year old woman called Lena Reppert was not allowed to board on a plane in Florida because she wore a wet diaper.
The safety crew "Transport Security Association" of Northwest Florida Regional Airport searched her when she was trying to check in to a normal check-in even though she was in a wheelchair.
Wheelchairs are supposed to go through a special safety treatment because they cannot go through metal detector gates.
When she got searched the safety crew found something hard and thought it might be a hidden weapon. Then they took her to a special room and found it was a diaper.
The diaper was so hard because the underpants were pushed together. After 45 minutes they told Lena she had to find another way of transportation or get rid of her diaper.
The Transport Security Association denied they forced her to get rid of her diaper.
If this was not such a sad story there would have been a joke about Jebass and Jessup here.
Finally, the tw pub Lag/weather forecast;
It will be a rainy pubday with a 30% probability Hurricane will show up in pub,
An 80% probability fahrenheit will annoy us
and the lag will be approximately 3 on the scale of daldur.
Perhaps you guys heard already, the brains of smokers got affected by the cigarettes.
Researchers from a Dutch hospital came to that conclusion after investigating 500 people aged 50-85.
It was already known smokers have an improved chance of getting dementia and Alzheimer, but this still was a surprising result.
The researchers do not know the exact reason why it makes you dumber but they will do another research on that later.
I guess this explains a lot about tw players like Cres and Bat.
First breasts in my mouth were not my mother's
A 29 year old teacher from Thailand has been convicted to 2 years of jail.
She had a special sexual relationship with a 14 year old boy. She breastfed the boy. The boy said "it was a very special feeling, the first breasts I had in my mouth were not my mother's, but my teacher's".
The teacher immediatly got fired by school and denied the facts. She now has to spend 2 years in jail.
We do not know whether she was inspired by tw player Kitty.
Tabloid war Germany vs Britain.
A real Tabloid war has started between Germany and England.
The British paper "The Sun" startd this week with an article that made fun of German habits.
Also there was a quiz in which you could test whether you have German blood by answering questions like "how many times do you wear sandals while also wearing socks?"
Besides that the popularity of American David Hasselhoff was being made fun of.
German press "Bild" decided to strike back by making jokes about British eat and drinking habits and the failed English attempts to win the World championship of soccer and the british obsession with World War II.
Several questions were asked like "how to score a penalty?" with multiple chance answers as A) By shooting the ball to the left side of the left post
B) By shooting the ball towards the right side of the right post C) by shooting the ball above the bar.
Who will win this tabloid war? We will find out soon.
Malaysia Airlines bans babies out of first class
Malaysia Airlines wont allow babies anymore in the first class part of the Airbus A380 and the Boeing 747-400.
This choice was made because too many complaints about the shitty noise making babies were received from other passengers in first class.
If you still want to travel with a baby you are going to have to buy seats in economy or business class.
The biggest crybaby of TW, Rasaq, has already filed a complaint requested to get rid of this new rule. Malaysia Airlines denied his request.
Speaking of babies and planes;
An ill 95 year old woman called Lena Reppert was not allowed to board on a plane in Florida because she wore a wet diaper.
The safety crew "Transport Security Association" of Northwest Florida Regional Airport searched her when she was trying to check in to a normal check-in even though she was in a wheelchair.
Wheelchairs are supposed to go through a special safety treatment because they cannot go through metal detector gates.
When she got searched the safety crew found something hard and thought it might be a hidden weapon. Then they took her to a special room and found it was a diaper.
The diaper was so hard because the underpants were pushed together. After 45 minutes they told Lena she had to find another way of transportation or get rid of her diaper.
The Transport Security Association denied they forced her to get rid of her diaper.
If this was not such a sad story there would have been a joke about Jebass and Jessup here.
Finally, the tw pub Lag/weather forecast;
It will be a rainy pubday with a 30% probability Hurricane will show up in pub,
An 80% probability fahrenheit will annoy us
and the lag will be approximately 3 on the scale of daldur.
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