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[LF]

Also, according to the stars now in my sig apparently the word madafaking is not yet censored. Please fix this before somebody under the age of 20 like undercut or willby reads it and brings a pocketknife to school and carves it into his desk.

[LF]

There are a bunch of children reading this boards
Please, won't someone save us from the bad words?
Racial slurs, f bombs, these words corrupt our minds
Protect me from obscenities of all kinds
Azov, our hero, you are the defender of the forums
You are Batman and Gotham is our posting decorum
Just kidding, you are a dork and the rumors are beginning to swirl
Have you ever even hugged a girl?

You approach this girl, a real hottie
She's got a cute face and a real nice body
You're so very nervous, you don't know what to say
But if you don't speak now, she will surely think you're gay
Your mind is blank, you might as well be a mime
Suddenly it hits you
I'll tell her what I do in my free time
You clear your throat and speak up loudly
Staring at the ground, you exclaim proudly
"There's a spaceship game forum for which I am a mod"
She thinks to herself What a weirdo. My god
"I keep adults from swearing and edit their posts
This is the thing which I love most!"
By this time, she's completely creeped out
Unfortunately, you're awkward, so you continue to shout
"You don't understand, I am important, I am someone
Such a great leader I have become!"
She has takes off running, she is scared for her life
You are stunned, you were sure she would soon be your wife
How appalling, what rude behavior
Doesn't she know I'm the Trench Wars Forum Savior?
Oh well, you think, as you head back home
I guess I'll be forever alone
You get home, boot up your laptop
The girl's actions don't phase you, you don't regret it
For there are dozens of posts you can edit
Who needs a girlfriend, who needs a wife?
I am THE forum moderator. I've got the best life!

This is abolute gold and a potential candidate for my top 5 all time along with wiibimbos post in my Sig, all of Starks/stabwounds posts in the pr0n or not thread, sarien rage quitting forums and all 37 vys retirement threads.

[Zeebu]

i just read frightfuls post with a dr seuss spin. it worked very well actually

[mtine]

#banfork4life

[Frightful]

There are a bunch of children reading this boards
Please, won't someone save us from the bad words?
Racial slurs, f bombs, these words corrupt our minds
Protect me from obscenities of all kinds
Azov, our hero, you are the defender of the forums
You are Batman and Gotham is our posting decorum
Just kidding, you are a dork and the rumors are beginning to swirl
Have you ever even hugged a girl?

You approach this girl, a real hottie
She's got a cute face and a real nice body
You're so very nervous, you don't know what to say
But if you don't speak now, she will surely think you're gay
Your mind is blank, you might as well be a mime
Suddenly it hits you
I'll tell her what I do in my free time
You clear your throat and speak up loudly
Staring at the ground, you exclaim proudly
"There's a spaceship game forum for which I am a mod"
She thinks to herself What a weirdo. My god
"I keep adults from swearing and edit their posts
This is the thing which I love most!"
By this time, she's completely creeped out
Unfortunately, you're awkward, so you continue to shout
"You don't understand, I am important, I am someone
Such a great leader I have become!"
She has takes off running, she is scared for her life
You are stunned, you were sure she would soon be your wife
How appalling, what rude behavior
Doesn't she know I'm the Trench Wars Forum Savior?
Oh well, you think, as you head back home
I guess I'll be forever alone
You get home, boot up your laptop
The girl's actions don't phase you, you don't regret it
For there are dozens of posts you can edit
Who needs a girlfriend, who needs a wife?
I am THE forum moderator. I've got the best life!

[PaulOakenfold]

Please protect us from bad words demonic I don't want everyone to be brainwashed into doing obscene behaviors in game or irl in front of their parents.

[Fork]

yes, you did have good ideas and were helpful and constructive, but that does not give you a license to **** up.
just because you are helpful does not make you entitled to special treatment, and does not make you above the rules

???? Wasn't saying that i should get special treatment- stop twisting what i'm saying. Was just telling Turban we all do things to help this game and so what?
....as Turban says he does not get paid for this volunteer job... so i was saying well i don't get paid for making **** loads of ideas etc... whats his point???

You get me now cheese boy? :P

[roxxkatt]

yes, you did have good ideas and were helpful and constructive, but that does not give you a license to **** up.
just because you are helpful does not make you entitled to special treatment, and does not make you above the rules

[Fork]

I kept piling ur workload? U corrected the situation in the first 1 minute of u noticing what u presume happened (by removing the twd points). That's all u needed to have done! No instead U put urself in this position with the unnecessary bans which ur still having to defend then make it look like I caused u the grief when really u had to exploit ur powers. Well thanx.

I like the way u try and make others feel sorry for u for running twl out of ur will when I've been making **** loads of ideas for years/ youtube vids/ adverts/ made many squads for the sole purpose of recruiting new players. I left staff coz I was fed up of players like u seeing only the negatives to any idea I make instead of discussions on how the idea would work.

U say ur not gonna treat me or anyone else with silk gloves but unfortunately u did so with racka and stayon. Very contradicting don't u think?

[Turban]

nope.

i am fully aware that you are at times incapable of processing any information in a logical manner, and frankly i don't mind that at all. we are all different kind of players, and all should be treated equally, but you seem to be unable to understand my position.

i do not get paid for this volunteer job and do not expect to get paid; don't get me wrong there.

however, the truth of the matter is that i only have one day off each week and that one is a Sunday. that free day is mostly being used by me to help with the running of TWL, planning and finishing my plans, fixing existing problems, coordinating and doing regular TWL operator stuff. honestly, you can't expect me to be even more lenient towards you when you start stepping on my toes, and ruin all my existing plans and force additional work to my already packed schedle. i am not going to treat you, or anyone else, with silk gloves. i do not hate you, and appreciate all the things you have done to the zone and most of your ideas, but don't expect to get treated differently.

you could have apologized on day one and helped me to correct your mess, but instead you decided to keep piling up my work load by constantly crying, complaining and being unable to come up with coherent arguments, thus ultimately making me annoyed by the situation and removing the final chance of you getting pardoned by me.

we are all grown up, but the moment you start acting like an infant and throwing a tantrum instead of being civil, you do not deserve to be treated with respect anymore.

dug your own grave, and if you want to climb back up uma thurman style, you can contact M_M God or Reckful.

[Fork]

read between the lines, good sir.

Only when u start reading between my lines- then realising 'actually I wasn't thinking logically'

...but then again you are a bully so I expect u to keep defending yourself- even if u were wrong

[Turban]

read between the lines, good sir.

[Fork]

shaddow getting trolled hard by fork, no wonder these forums are going downhill!

There's about 10 other trollers on this thread but according to your logic- only me is bringing the forums down. Same logic applies to ur bans: you study the rules carefully for the maximum ban on me while ignoring the other 2 cheaters. Worried that ur staff.

[Turban]

i'm all for having a good forum filter, as long as it's a working one. if it's only blocking those selected obscene words (=racial slurs) that no one is supposed to utter anyway. it's for the better, surely.

[Turban]

shaddow getting trolled hard by fork, no wonder these forums are going downhill!