Retired and leaving the game

[the_paul]

Hate to see you go, Reck

[Frightful]

Shadowmere was shopping at the mall

Preparing for his LARPing event, he needed it all

Plastic armor, a flimsy rubber sword

A custom-made shield of cardboard

He didn't need new clothes as he already dresses like a 17th century peasant

His fiberglass knight's helmet was his 38th birthday present

He drove home quickly, excited about his big upcoming battle

The entire time, like a hen he did cackle

He geared up for a war between him and other young losers

Grabbed his weapons and hopped into his PT Cruiser

He drove for six hours, but time really flew

There was some serious business he had to attend do

Put his Cruiser into park and chatted with the other guys

What they all had in common should be no surprise

Everyone there was a power-hungry moderator of some game

Just like in LARPing, no one cares about your real name

"In Trench Wars", he said, "my name is Shadowmere

And Sir Mortimer Stormwind of Gaspar is my name here

In real life, I'm Francis Theobald and I'm a true winner

I play chess with my cats and eat TV dinners!"

How can this be? Impossible!" exclaimed the LARPing king

"This guy makes me look like James Dean.

You're banished, you freak, and don't ever return!"

Having a 500 pound virgin ban you is the ultimate burn

Suddenly, something clicked within Sertifi's tiny little brain

Now he understood what others felt about his Trench Wars reign

He hurried right home to give the zone a gift

To let us all pretend that he didn't exist

Trench Wars celebrated and the zone began to thrive

Unfortunately, this last part was completely contrived

What really happened is Shadowmere returned to his house

He grabbed an air compressor and inflated his spouse

Rejected by LARPers, forever alone

None of that matters, Trench Wars is my home!

Hate me as they may, but that is alright

I know the zone will succeed under the watchful eye of Sertifi and Shaddowknight!

[roxxkatt]

He grabbed an air compressor and inflated his spouse

didnt read, but saw this and laughed

[Leland]

gtfo

[Ravos]

No offense taken
I was suprised too for the quick upgrade.
But its a chance i wouldnt let pass.
I understand the reaction about me not hosting anything. Working on it
But dont quit the game of staff issues man!!! At least stay and play the game, ur a cool guy.

[Turban]

i will have to put more time into the day-to-day running of staff instead of focusing (or some may call it tunnelvisioning) on improving the league-side of this zone, from the looks of it.

we have been on a bumpy road for a while, admittedly, but things should start running smoother soon. we do have our bright spots, and there's is definitely a lot of room for improvement (whether it's communication on both staff-to-staff and player-to-staff level, quality of staff work in certain aspects, transparency) which only serves an an additional motivational boost for me right now. i did say in the beginning that i would rather not be involved much (if at all) in certain parts of the zone - such as touching bans and zone rules, public and such - and our various projects such as steam, but that will likely change in the near future.

there is obviously some controversy regarding this (and some other) topic, and undoubtedly most are very confused right now -- anyhow, we are working on fixing things one piece at a time, and i'm looking forward to working with demonic for as long as it lasts.

[Ephemeral]

... and there's is definitely a lot of room for improvement ...

Understatement of the year.

Eph

[Money]

LOOOOOOOOL drama

[fLaReD]

great points every1 pls keep us updated

[Rough]

i will have to put more time into the day-to-day running of staff.

Great news, hopefully it doesn't cut into your time of talking to ease every 3 days of a twel duel that happened 2 two years ago or playing diablo with him or making ridiculous Twdt Statistics(leave it to claus you bonehead)

[field]

Shadowmere was shopping at the mall

Preparing for his LARPing event, he needed it all

Plastic armor, a flimsy rubber sword

A custom-made shield of cardboard

He didn't need new clothes as he already dresses like a 17th century peasant

His fiberglass knight's helmet was his 38th birthday present

He drove home quickly, excited about his big upcoming battle

The entire time, like a hen he did cackle

He geared up for a war between him and other young losers

Grabbed his weapons and hopped into his PT Cruiser

He drove for six hours, but time really flew

There was some serious business he had to attend do

Put his Cruiser into park and chatted with the other guys

What they all had in common should be no surprise

Everyone there was a power-hungry moderator of some game

Just like in LARPing, no one cares about your real name

"In Trench Wars", he said, "my name is Shadowmere

And Sir Mortimer Stormwind of Gaspar is my name here

In real life, I'm Francis Theobald and I'm a true winner

I play chess with my cats and eat TV dinners!"

How can this be? Impossible!" exclaimed the LARPing king

"This guy makes me look like James Dean.

You're banished, you freak, and don't ever return!"

Having a 500 pound virgin ban you is the ultimate burn

Suddenly, something clicked within Sertifi's tiny little brain

Now he understood what others felt about his Trench Wars reign

He hurried right home to give the zone a gift

To let us all pretend that he didn't exist

Trench Wars celebrated and the zone began to thrive

Unfortunately, this last part was completely contrived

What really happened is Shadowmere returned to his house

He grabbed an air compressor and inflated his spouse

Rejected by LARPers, forever alone

None of that matters, Trench Wars is my home!

Hate me as they may, but that is alright

I know the zone will succeed under the watchful eye of Sertifi and Shaddowknight!

touché

[Infrared]

gud nite sweet prints

wat is gun may never die

[Frogsk|n]

Exactly why i quit. Staffers like shadowmere ruining the game and driving others away. Best of luck to you reck, had to come on here when i heard this. There seems to be a game revolution happening here. GOOD. Im not coming back until staff changes majorly and i hope more people like Turban come into staff.
PS: FUCK YOU SHADOWMERE

[Crescent Seal]

gud nite sweet prints

wat is gun may never die

get him dkfett

[forwards]

get him dkfett

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