Ulimate Quicksand Bashing and/or Loving Thread

[Golden Sun 1]

if u want ill edit my posts and let u edit urs! no one will be the wiser :fear:

[froedrick]

hehe its ok :P

[Exalt]

so.... wait.... i just looked at this shit quickly basicly this is what i see...

Kid Kaos> Cry Moan COmplain, i lost a dd in w/e newbie squad im in today, ill be in another one tomorrow but in any case i lagged out so it must be haxx

AznPublicNewbie123version2.0> We lost to qs even tho we never played them and we lagged from the server so i think they cheat, ill throw this out there blah blah

Izor> EZ SIT NEWBS

Wark <ER>> Hi, my names kthx! Say that 10x fast so my aim will increase.

tahkis> no one lags, your full of shit, prove it or move this to trash talk thread

in any case this seems like a waste of a thread... unless you actually say specifically who you think is cheating and why... thats like saying -f- cheats because sika lags a lot...so all of -f- must be cheaters. No one in qs as far as i have EVER been able to tell since starting qs 3 remakes ago with izor and wark hax or has ever hacked. in any case i have 56k so i lag, but if having 56k is hacking then you mine as well ban everyone who doesnt have 20 ms average. Btw I ordered dsl today! Guess what that means? When i shoot and someone eats i actually know that its not my lag its theirs now...nice to know huh? I think people eat my shots more than I eat theirs and its all my lag...isnt that depressing?

[Kid Kaos]

"Quicksand in the Hood"
Based on Dynamite Hacks "Boys in the Hood"

Woke up quick at about noon,
Just thought that I had to be at a DD soon,
Gotta get points before the day begins,
Before -Legacy- starts bitching about our wins,
About to go damn near went blind,
I.D. specs Exalt because his lag is high,
Pressed Esc+Q and changed my name,
Bitched out the whore for fucking up the game,
Jumped in the bird and hit shift in my ride,
Went to the MLP and Militaris game and it was tied,
Then I let my modem play,
made the newbies who talked shit pay,
It was Quicksand Quicksand at the top of the list,
all the other newbie squads just got pissed,
Cruisen in elim with my 6-4,
easing the newbies, calling goddess a whore,
Went to a tourny to own some newbies,
Bunch of little kids who still have yet to see boobies,
Izor pulls up and asks for a team,
I look at the list of newbies to ream,
He says wow this looks easy who are these wackos
I say they are probaly all elite vets like that one guy Abos,
Cause when Quicksands in the hood your points will get looted,
You can always ask to join but if you suck then your booted,
Knowing nothing in life but to own and talk shit,
When my bullets hits you in elim you can bet I'll say "Sit"




HAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAH ya'll serious bout this shit? Wow you all seriously need to get away from this game more often.

[Golden Sun 1]

yo betr Shut tha fukup, 'for izor popsa cap in yo ass

[bubbles19518]

I actually took the time to read that whole thing, and as nerdy as it is he didnt do half bad. Show it to your L.A. teacher, I'd bet you could get some Extra Credit!

[Blanke]

I genuinely dislike Ancients more than QS.

Does that make you sad, qs?

[Ewan]

I know I am a bit late here, but wtf?

You seriously reckon that QS can make the OTHER TEAM lagout?

Unless they have some sort of amazing special hacking lagging program, I really cannot see how this is possible...

I'm not defending them or anything, I have no idea, just saying your accusations seem quite absurd.

[tahkis]

Yay 100 posts.

[tahkis]

I want to have 100th reply too.

[VladTaltos]

Eh, with 5 minutes of read over I could have improved the rythm and rhyme of the sentances a lot, but some of it was ok.

[kthx]

I just wrote it at like 3am one night, didn't really spend alot of time on it. I could have made it better if I had but meh

[King Baba]

Cheats or no cheats, Quicksand has always been a bitch's squad. Lag or no lag, they bitch. I mean, their roster is like the longest list of bitches in TW to date.

They win, they bitch. They lose, they bitch. They don't even play, they're still bitches.

I wonder what the bitches will bitch about next? Stay tuned.

[Golden Sun 1]

bitches aint shit but hoes and trix

[kthx]

You sure do talk big in your flannel shirt while watching a hockey game and drilling holes in maple trees, Alannis Moirsette breeder.