TWLB Preseason Week 1 HoN/Preseason Week 2 Predictions

[Eria]

suh suh

[Mattey]

I don't even know who's playing each other because it's stupid-ass preseason that started without any pop-up when entering the zone (which is stupid, give me an update whoever is in charge.) So my predictions are going to be entirely player related.

Trasher: will eat more bullets than denzel at the end of training day.

Brookus: will spend at least a minute not moving in lower base yelling at omega red for ??? with very little profit.

Renzi: will gloat whether his team wins or loses.

Cripple: will have to go to local dickie's for a fresh tent, marshmallows and firewood.

Tabarnak!!!: will make some dumbass :0 face immediately after game, like a bitch.

Vatican Assassin: will lose 3 more players during the match.

The_Paul: will watch all the games while not actually playing because he's a fucking weirdo.

Pure_Luck: will fly into mines and blame everyone that isn't Pure_Luck.

Cape: will ride bench like it is his boyfriend's penis; will claim victory even though he never played.

[menomena]

wut this prove? Look how ez it is 2 do dis

lol

[Omega Red]

great write up.

brookus and idk lagged out 3 seconds into the match which forced us to switch some people around. teh and eph were originally sharking while i was spider. although i didnt feel uncomfortable in a shark, our original line could have worked better. it was close for a few mins but then we broke down and got crushed. even though it was preseason it feels bad losing + getting blown out, especially in a game where i thought we could have possibly won.

i felt spids for spastic did some good pushing. schope usually was the one pushing our of cram a well as rise against.

[meddi]

"Omega Red got thrown into shark which is kind of shitty to have to play against 2 retard bomber sharks like myself and meddi, but he held his own."

Rude.

[schope]

this thread fooled me ! i was expecting predictions

[Jerome Scuggs]

Posting to say that I'll have some preseason predictions, quick and sloppy cuz it's preseason however, whenever I get back home, but that won't be tip tomorrow morning

paul, it'll be my twl debut vsing you, how do you wanna go about this? cordial gentlemanly duel of honor, or friendship-shattering hate-filled WWE RAW smackdown of the decade motherFUCKER! preseason exhibition?

[Jerome Scuggs]

also posting to say my previous post was constructed entirely with commas

[the_paul]

That's a lot of pressure, I don't even know if I can handle this.

[Reab]

That's a lot of pressure, I don't even know if I can handle this.

we want predictions brosef

[Turban]

.. it's preseason..

..

[Ephemeral]

As others have pointed out, pre-season is, well, pre-season. In general here is what I think will happen this season. This opinion assumes that the majority of the current lineups will stay the same and that for the most part players will show up for most games.
Sage appears to me to be the squad that will take it all. Their lineup has depth in ways that other squads do not have. For example, they have multiple players who can play multiple ships at a league level of play, this gives them a huge amount of flexibility and greatly increases the odds of winning on any particular weekend.
Squads who can challenge Sage include Pandora, Dice, and Pene. Pandora because I think that VA will carry them on with his determination to win a league championship. Supporting crew will rally around him and should rack up a final playoff spot. Dice is Dice, their skill level matches their annoyance level. This is fact may be used to their advantage, opponents often get too caught up in wanting to beat them that they forget team play and try to be a hero against them. Obviously they also have the talent. Pene has a solid lineup but I am not so sure about the depth. Depth is important since summertime can result in players not showing up for games. If Pene has a good turnout, they can play with anyone.
Long shots appear to be Diso and Spas. Fair amount of skilled players on both squads but I don’t see them winning league games against the powerhouses noted above.
Those maybe, maybe a chance of getting into the playoffs only to be eliminated quickly include Hit, Thunder, Pal, and A-S. Thunder has some good basers but appears to be spread thin. I don’t know what to think about Hit, they seem to be up and down all the time and I can never tell which team will show up. I kind of hope Pal will make an impact, but doubt they will. A-S is some kind of failed socio-demographic experiment although we may pull an upset of two out of our asses.
Eph

[Heisman]

if we show up its all over but the crying ye dig? and if we get a shark ofc

[Soilderz]

Lol, i will take this more serious when me and mantra is mentioned as starting sharks <_<

[saetep]

hmmm, how do i get to use this pic as sig without it being a link, is it even possible?