2009 * Rating Thread

[Downfall]

Nah, your low rating just means you're as good at playing this game as Might is at not smoking pot, Stayon and dald are at not lagging, PaulOakenfold is at making constructive posts, Summa is at leading twdt, Ignite is at leading a squad with no money involved, Hercules is at winning TWL, Wax is at teaming, soilderz is at sex, Trouper is in relationships, Duel Pasta is at being a non-pedophile, Stargazer fuck is at hosting, Farscape is at speaking English, Eelam is at beating me in a duel, T0ma is at not running

P.S. Golden_Aim is the devil

good laugh

[Exalt]

Nah, your low rating just means you're as good at playing this game as Might is at not smoking pot, Stayon and dald are at not lagging, PaulOakenfold is at making constructive posts, Summa is at leading twdt, Ignite is at leading a squad with no money involved, Hercules is at winning TWL, Wax is at teaming, soilderz is at sex, Trouper is in relationships, Duel Pasta is at being a non-pedophile, Stargazer fuck is at hosting, Farscape is at speaking English, Eelam is at beating me in a duel, T0ma is at not running and I am at being not awesome....

And this all is just an understatement of how bad you really are.
So please be adviced to shove that turtleneckcarried nuggetface down your nostrills since that's the only constructive deed you could possibly make up with after such a horrible whinefest. And maybe just maybe, when you recard that and put it up somewhere for the laughter of us all, you'll be let back in the world of my foot up your ass

P.S. Golden_Aim is the devil

whine all you want, its obvious me and you haven't ever liked each other, but I was stating facts that's all

all you ever do is cry, and I make one post saying I disagree and you latch onto it with your crying bitchfest just like ever other thread you troll on

post something constructive for once you useless piece of trash, get good at the game before u tell me I'm bad, thanks p j otter

[PjOtTeR]

anyway, i guess lower rating means i get played more huh

Nah, your low rating just means you're as good at playing this game as Might is at not smoking pot, Stayon and dald are at not lagging, PaulOakenfold is at making constructive posts, Summa is at leading twdt, Ignite is at leading a squad with no money involved, Hercules is at winning TWL, Wax is at teaming, soilderz is at sex, Trouper is in relationships, Duel Pasta is at being a non-pedophile, Stargazer fuck is at hosting, Farscape is at speaking English, Eelam is at beating me in a duel, T0ma is at not running and I am at being not awesome....

And this all is just an understatement of how bad you really are.
So please be adviced to shove that turtleneckcarried nuggetface down your nostrills since that's the only constructive deed you could possibly make up with after such a horrible whinefest. And maybe just maybe, when you recard that and put it up somewhere for the laughter of us all, you'll be let back in the world of my foot up your ass

P.S. Golden_Aim is the devil

[Summa]

read the bold you whiners, honestly, if you have complaints then submit a set of ratings rather than sit there idle and bitch. this is an average of what people sent me. if i get much more bitching about your own ratings i will simply delete peoples posts who are bitching about their own rating. show at least some effort and get someone else to bitch for you.

[Exalt]

I'm only a 7 in wb? wtf? YOU PUT CHUCKLE AS AN 8 AND IM A 7? loooool --------_______---------


also, something is majorly wrong when I have the same total rating as doc flabby

fix these ratings please

also, if these were based on last seasons twlm season, then you need to reevaluate some things.

First off, i was top 5 in twlm wb in terms of value til the playoffs vs heavy, when i had two 8-10 rounds that dropped me off the top 20 list, and players like geio only played half the season vs newb squads, til of course his 1-10 vs quake, thus I played like 5 more games then him, watering down my ranking compared to his

plus, in terms of basing I am way better then geio, and he is a 6 and im a 5

basically I'm saying if geio is top 10 in rating then something is wrong here, and if I am below him in terms of ratings in almost any ship but jav then these are false ratings

but beside that, I guess low rating is good, means I'll get picked earlier

Edit: also in terms of rating 8 means impact twl player, 7 means twl starter

I was the leading player on dynasty in terms of average and kills and mvps, geio played 5 games and left after his 1-10 vs quake... so how is he an "impact twl player" and im only a "regular twl starter"? that doesn't make sense at all. Geio impacted dynasty during twl by 1-10ing then leaving to waterboy for heavy.

EDIT AGAIN: End of bitching



anyway, i guess lower rating means i get played more huh

[DankNuggets]

really? you couldn't give me a "5" for wb? I mean thanks for creating a special one-person tier for me, but take it it and shove it up your ass. Not gonna name names, but there are plenty of people i'd own who got a 5* for wb...

edit:

YOU CANNOT COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR RATING.

oops, too f'ing bad.

[Dreamwin]

man, if only people would realize that whatever amount of stars you have will not have anything to do with what you can or can not do. Play the game.

agreed %100

[Vys]

Like how is scoop 8 and 8 in twlj and twlb? I don't think he played twlj for pirates but if he did he didn't do anything special so how is if 8? Surely he should be 6. I started every twlj match for pirates bar 1 and i went negative once. Surely i should be an 8? And same applies for twlb too i started every match bar 1. So sort it out!
oh why don't you get players to give you their own rating and you pick an experienced player from that league to clarify if it's correct. And if people start giving stupid stats them kick them.
vys 10 8 8

[Jones]

man, if only people would realize that whatever amount of stars you have will not have anything to do with what you can or can not do. Play the game, if the captain is good (hi jaa <3) he'll know what to do without stars

[Vys]

I have the best average in twd i was the most consistant player in twld for pirates, i finished 2 on twlm ladder that's without playing the finals. I've took disoblige to top 5 on ladder. Beasting up all the other top 5 teams, you should check my recent games.
oh and also i was a starter for pirates in twlj and twlb, i had one bad round throughout the season in twlj that was vs thunder who went on to win it. Played every regular season in twlb as an under spider and did my job well. Can you list the guys Who's voted please?

[Salubrious]

So yea, apologies for not noticing this earlier, I probably should've said something before but I really didn't notice it until I had a sample of your ratings. Anyways, my personal re-vamped rankings:

11* - Lebron james
10* - Top 5/10 (or any other fucking number I don't care) player in your league
9* - Impact TWL starter
8* - Consistent TWL starter
7* - Started 1-2 TWL matches / TWL Sub
6* - Impact TWD player
5* - Average to above Average TWD player
4* - Low Average to Poor TWD player
3* - First time TWD'er
2* - Pubber
1* - If you are given a 1* rating you are being alias checked or are potentially a cheater and are being verified by staff.

Obviously a TWL sub should be the same as "started 1-2 TWL matches", since they're most likely the 6th or 7th wb/jav/spider.

And even with this ranking, I personally think 6 and 7 could be combined. Many squads will have players who've proven themselves consistently in TWD (that's what impact twd player means right?) play 1 or 2 TWL games to get some experience. In your ranking, the difference between 9 and 10 affects, well fuck let's just do some math, I combined top 5 and top 10, so that's 5 players per league out of 3 leagues = 15 fucking players. Whereas separating lower categories would affect more players, even if they are lesser known and have smaller egos. But hey, this isn't a fucking slaveship where you give 30 white sailors hammocks and rum while cramming 500 africans into the cargo hold. Plus it bumps up the ratings of a few more TWL dudes which should force the caps to draft a few less "top" players and more regular ones.



So re-vamping my re-vamped rankings

11* - Lebron james
10* - Top 5/10 (or any other fucking number I don't care) player in your league
9* - Impact TWL starter
8* - Consistent TWL starter
7* - Started 1-2 TWL matches / TWL Sub / Impact TWD player
6* - Average to above Average TWD player
5* - Low Average to Poor TWD player
4* - First time TWD'er
3* - Pubber
2* - Anyone who has two hands
1* - If you are given a 1* rating you are being alias checked or are potentially a cheater and are being verified by staff.

[Lance]

Lance | 5 | 4 | 4 | 13

Ouch.
I'd vote myself

| 7 | 4 | 2 | 13

[Salubrious]

10* - Top 3-5 player in your league
9* - Top 10 player in your league
8* - Impact TWL starter
7* - Consistent TWL starter
6* - Impact TWD player/ Started 1-2 TWL matches
5* - Average to above Average TWD player/ TWL Sub
4* - Low Average to Poor TWD player
3* - First time TWD'er
2* - Pubber
1* - If you are given a 1* rating you are being alias checked or are potentially a cheater and are being verified by staff.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



ok.

Your definition for "7 - consistent TWL starter" is way too loose. Example: I know Jamal's a good everyfucking ship, but being on spastic he hasn't played TWLD or TWLJ since ever, so are you just making an exception to that definition and bumping up his beautiful ass? :wub: Or are you just putting up the hypothetical situation of "if jamal were to leave Spastic and join fucking Gantz, he'd probably be a consistent TWLD starter for that group of fags".

Also, it seems like anyone who's played a single TWBD game can get a 6 in base.

Also, it seems like anyone who has a ctrl button can get a 5 in wbs or javs. Seriously, "above average TWD player" is significantly different than "TWL sub". IMO started "impact TWD player" should be on the same level as "TWL sub" or possibly even "started 1-2 TWL games". You wouldn't put anybody less than a consistent TWD player in TWL, unless he's motherfucking Jamal fresh off his recruitment into motherfucking Gantz.

Also why the fuck is it top 3-5 player. Just say top 5 player fuck, it means the same thing. Even if it's going to tickle jaa's furry little nipples.

and just two random mindbogglers: why does milpitas have a 8 (seriously, jeenyuss's left testicle makes a bigger impact than whoeverthefuck that is and they both have 8s) and zeebu, who started a few games for his TWDT team in javs last season (hey that should count for something right) have a 4 in javs.

[Kid Kaos]

IM too lazy to vote on stats of every player in twdt but I dont see my name up on that list and i applied for this shit so.... wuts up.

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

There I organized his ratings. And made them look a lot nicer.

I only edited one #.
He had my rating 4-6-5=16
Now im 4-6-5=15

I can do math!

(You may file any complaints necessary if you feel i abused my powers there)

H.M.S. Stargazer