Dear residents of SubSpace, tonight Emperor Donald Trump will face his opponent Joe Biden in a match with no disqualifications. It is the first in a series of fights that will lead to the title match in a few weeks.
Without further ado, he embodies the success, intelligence and hope of an entire planet. He is the master of SubSpace*. Men adulate him, and although he is fat and orange, he attracts the most beautiful women. He is 6'3'' tall for 239 pounds. He is the reigning United States of America Champion! Donald "The Don" TRUMP !!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcgQuRYJOJc
Pre-match expert analysis:
Both fighters are very talented, Donald and Joe are two of my favorite fighters. I present to you a short summary of the skillz of the two fighters:
Donald's best-off, old-school era : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dyx-IQxcus
Joe Biden's deepest speech : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQCQxyGFokk
My bet:
Chances are, the game will be a squash in Donald's favor, who is much sharper. Donald's form will decide the game in anyway
Also, it's a safe bet that Joe is cheating to get to his end, it seems obvious to me that he will play the role of the heel tonight.
I still vote for Donald because I think he is really an exceptional fighter, I have never seen someone so strong I think. It's like Ease is taking on Mean Gene, it's possible to see Mean Gene win, but everyone would bet on Ease because it's obvious.
I hope the debate will be fun and I wish all my SubSpace comrades who will watch it, most of them US citizens, a good viewing.
*server is in USA
Without further ado, he embodies the success, intelligence and hope of an entire planet. He is the master of SubSpace*. Men adulate him, and although he is fat and orange, he attracts the most beautiful women. He is 6'3'' tall for 239 pounds. He is the reigning United States of America Champion! Donald "The Don" TRUMP !!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcgQuRYJOJc
Pre-match expert analysis:
Both fighters are very talented, Donald and Joe are two of my favorite fighters. I present to you a short summary of the skillz of the two fighters:
Donald's best-off, old-school era : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dyx-IQxcus
Joe Biden's deepest speech : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQCQxyGFokk
My bet:
Chances are, the game will be a squash in Donald's favor, who is much sharper. Donald's form will decide the game in anyway
Also, it's a safe bet that Joe is cheating to get to his end, it seems obvious to me that he will play the role of the heel tonight.
I still vote for Donald because I think he is really an exceptional fighter, I have never seen someone so strong I think. It's like Ease is taking on Mean Gene, it's possible to see Mean Gene win, but everyone would bet on Ease because it's obvious.
I hope the debate will be fun and I wish all my SubSpace comrades who will watch it, most of them US citizens, a good viewing.
*server is in USA
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