TW Mafia: Dodgeball aka Revenge of the Voth

[Vehicle]

sdrawkcab If you are not scum I implore you to rethink your vote. Who is more likely to try to pull a "I'm smarter than everyone" play? Me or Voth? You have the power to win the game for town... don't let me down!

[Vehicle]

Also townies please realize that if you vote wrong today the game is over. So before you just mindlessly follow Voth and Beast please think it through.

[Vehicle]

sailor jupiter Voth has been obsessing over a game months ago where the_paul (accidentally) killed his own mafia roleblocker early in the game and he won because of it. Voth did the same thing with LF this game to try to show it's a viable strategy. Voth is scum. Vote Voth,

[Vehicle]

Oooooo so Voth is pulling a the_paul.

Beast and Voth are the rest of the scum team.

Unvote Backwards
Vote Voth

Sailor Jupiter, I need you to vote with me as you're the only other confirmed townie. The third townie will make themselves known today by not steamrolling me.

Yall really think the real cop would just roleclaim with no pressure for no reason in the middle of a day phase when they have no info to offer? Beast is lying. He's either naive or scum and his inability to even consider the idea that he is naive makes it pretty obvious he is scum.

Whatever, yall can steamroll me this phase and win, I basically figured everything out so I feel like a winner in my heart.

[Voth]

Heading to sleep. See you all in a few hours.

[Voth]

There is one final caveat with all of this that makes me a little like "huh" but it's really not significant enough to make any changes at all. The proof is in the pudding here, and bringing it up will only give the scum team ammunition that they don't need to sow chaos and make townies want to check themselves into the loony-bin.

[Voth]

I do appreciate your very high opinion of my mafia skills, thinking I could be scum after I was literally the first person trying to lynch LF and also skeptical of lynching the AFK chinese fast food. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Good mafia teams will dick around half-assed bussing each other all game when it doesn't really matter to be able to point back to it later. The bottom line is that once I caught LF red-handed and made that public, no one really had a choice, including his scum team.

I've underestimated you before and it hasn't always been to my benefit.

[Beast]

I think I scared sailor moon away by trying to ask her out on a date ugh!

[sdrawkcab]

Nah, it's over. We lynch Vehicle today. One scum remains. If it is Sailor and she is the roleblocker, then she has to choose between role blocking someone or killing someone. I've never played a game nor hosted a game where a scum roleblocker (or any scum role with an action exclusive to themselves) can perform two separate actions in the same night. It would be broken if (and I've never seen it) that a mafia roleblocker could theoretically roleblock me and kill Beast in the same night, even if they are the only scum remaining. Bottom line, you or her will go for the kill I'm sure (it really doesn't matter whether you or her go for the kill or roleblock) and basically, it doesn't matter who you kill - between me and Beast, one of us will have the answer and it's over next Day Phase with a 2-1 razor thin split.

I do appreciate your very high opinion of my mafia skills, thinking I could be scum after I was literally the first person trying to lynch LF and also skeptical of lynching the AFK chinese fast food. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

[Voth]

Voth it looks lke the game isn't over then... Sailor Jupiter is probably a mafia roleblocker?

I'm a plain old nerd, I have no night action but i can vote to remove someone every day phase and am allowed to change my vote as many times as i would like.

Given that I have no night actions, here is what i did each night:
Night 1: I masturbated alone watching tentacle porn and drinking mai tais
Night 2: I played age of empires 2 waayyyy to late into the morning then fell asleep on the couch watching the history channel
Night 3: Here's where i messed up, I had thought T_P was going to come to kill me night 3 (i was obviously wrong) so I got naked and wrote "fuck you the_paul" across my chest in feces and covered my genitals in cheetos then fell asleep in my recliner

Nah, it's over. We lynch Vehicle today. One scum remains. If it is Sailor and she is the roleblocker, then she has to choose between role blocking someone or killing someone. I've never played a game nor hosted a game where a scum roleblocker (or any scum role with an action exclusive to themselves) can perform two separate actions in the same night. It would be broken if (and I've never seen it) that a mafia roleblocker could theoretically roleblock me and kill Beast in the same night, even if they are the only scum remaining. Bottom line, you or her will go for the kill I'm sure (it really doesn't matter whether you or her go for the kill or roleblock) and basically, it doesn't matter who you kill - between me and Beast, one of us will have the answer and it's over next Day Phase with a 2-1 razor thin split.

[sdrawkcab]

Last night was unsuccessful

Voth it looks lke the game isn't over then... Sailor Jupiter is probably a mafia roleblocker?

I'm a plain old nerd, I have no night action but i can vote to remove someone every day phase and am allowed to change my vote as many times as i would like.

Given that I have no night actions, here is what i did each night:
Night 1: I masturbated alone watching tentacle porn and drinking mai tais
Night 2: I played age of empires 2 waayyyy to late into the morning then fell asleep on the couch watching the history channel
Night 3: Here's where i messed up, I had thought T_P was going to come to kill me night 3 (i was obviously wrong) so I got naked and wrote "fuck you the_paul" across my chest in feces and covered my genitals in cheetos then fell asleep in my recliner

[Beast]

Last night was unsuccessful

[Voth]

vehicle you are absolultey insane, trying to copy me lol....VOTE VEHICLE

What were your results from last night?

[Voth]

Sorry fellas - rough overnight shift at work and didn't get a chance to check until this morning.

First, that sucks. Looks like Exalt took out Paul on his way out. At least I wasn't wrong when I said there's no way both of those roles existed as townies, lol. Ballsy move by the scum team to swing for Exalt even after he claimed a vengeful modifier - could have played out a lot differently for them if he took a scumbag with him. They must have thought he was full of shit.

Second, I'm happy to announce that town is going to wrap this game up here shortly with a win. I followed Vehicle last night and had success - Vehicle performed a killing action last night. With no evidence of any other killing faction or role besides a scum team and third party Exalt already flipping, this is as confirmed a scum lynch as we can get. This means that Beast is probably indeed the town doctor, and assuming that's true, then the scum team can only kill one of us tonight, so the other person should have success with either me following someone or Beast investigating someone (as long as we obviously don't target each other). Based on the results, process of elimination gives us our last scum member, and a 2-1 majority next day phase for the final lynch.

sailor jupiter I'm not sure if you're town or Backwards is (the back and forth between him and Vehicle last page was bizarre to put it lightly), but if you're town, need you to show up and vote, because with the game locked up at this point for us, the last scum team member really has no reason to fake vote Vehicle to save any face.

Game, set, match fellas.

vote Vehicle

[Beast]

vehicle you are absolultey insane, trying to copy me lol....VOTE VEHICLE