I gotta change my name, dudes.

[Jason]

today i was making a graph and on the x axis i had the first letter of every month and i was like "hey that spells JASON"

Haha, I remember the first time I realized that too. I felt special, in that way only little kids can. You know, they're all smiles and giggles and what have you. (I was in elementary school when I made the discovery.)

[ZeUs!!]

Moral number two is, you are not your name.

In certain circumstances, I'm not naiive enough to think people like me even if I'm not staff

[Jason]

Alright, that's one exception. Newbies do kiss your ass if you're a staffer, and if you weren't, they'd pass you by without a second glance. But otherwise, you are not your name.

[Fit of Rage]

So I really need someone to just say, "J, fucking use this <insert name here> you weak-minded piece of shit."

J, fucking use this <syc0tik> you weak-minded piece of shit.

Too strong?

[Ilya]

remember when you used Wheelchair? that was a good one too but you shouldn't go back to it now, i'm just sayin

[Jerome Scuggs]

Haha, I remember the first time I realized that too. I felt special, in that way only little kids can. You know, they're all smiles and giggles and what have you. (I was in elementary school when I made the discovery.)

I was watching some detective show on Nickelodeon (Shelby Wu was the asian detective bitch) and some dude died but to hint at the killer he tears out 6 calendar months, and at the and of the show she puts it together and tada!!!! some jason punk gets busted

[Citroen]

some jason punk gets busted

so he had to change his name

[Awesome]

Jason, in all honest, you will switch back a week or 2 later.

I highly suggest just playing aliased to relieve the urge to have a different meaningless name listed in yellow beneath your ship until you get it out of your system.

[Send]

I see you browsing howard, ge tin base now!

[Solidify]

Hey Jason, I've asked you like 938274938274 times, but can I have your name if you stop using it? Por favor.

[Richard Creager]

In certain circumstances, I'm not naiive enough to think people like me even if I'm not staff

Don't worry, I'd hate you even if you weren't staff.
In fact up until a few months ago I didn't even know you were staff.

[ZeUs!!]

Don't worry, I'd hate you even if you weren't staff.
In fact up until a few months ago I didn't even know you were staff.

I never saw that one coming

I was watching some detective show on Nickelodeon (Shelby Wu was the asian detective bitch) and some dude died but to hint at the killer he tears out 6 calendar months, and at the and of the show she puts it together and tada!!!! some jason punk gets busted

Surely if they are able to rip out 6 pages of their calender and leave clues as to the murderer before they died, they can get a pen and write the murderer's name on a piece of paper to further point the police in the right direction?