let's go mad with mad libs!

[Jason]

alright, that other word game sucked. here's a much better one. we're going to keep a perpetual mad lib going. for those of you who may not know what a mad lib is, allow me to explain.

i'll start off with a sentence, leaving a blank. you fill in the blank with whatever part of speech i specify. for instance:

i went for a (verb) today

if i were to post that, the next dude can subsitute ANY verb they want into the sentence. after you do your substitution, you make make your own sentence. remember, you can use any part of speech for the blank, be it a noun, verb, adverb or adjective. also, just to (hopefully) keep it interesting, i ask that you please (pretty please with a cherry on top) try to make your sentence relate to the previous sentence so that we can get some form of an actual story going.

as for format, please include every sentence prior to yours. one sentence per line, keep stacking 'em.

alright then, here we go!

little johnny was at the beach (verb) along the shore

[Bilbo]

little johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore
But alas he didn't see the ___ and fell on his face

[Ilya]

little johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face
He got up and ran to his (noun)

[dchao]

Little johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of no where, a bird started (verb) him.

[Anduril.]

Little johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of no where, a bird started jacking him of.
Johnny was so confused that he started (verb).

[Vitron]

Little johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of no where, a bird started jacking him of.
Johnny was so confused that he started screaming.
At that time a (noun), playing in the water, started to stare at little Johnny.

[Ilya]

Little johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of no where, a bird started jacking him of.
Johnny was so confused that he started screaming.
At that time Bilbo the Hobbit, playing in the water, started to stare at little Johnny.
He, wearing a (noun), extended his (noun) towards johnny

[Twerp]

Little johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of no where, a bird started jacking him of.
Johnny was so confused that he started screaming.
At that time Bible the Hobbit, playing in the water, started to stare at little Johnny.
He, wearing a yamaka, extended his twig towards johnny.
Johnny looked (adjective) to see Bible. Bible the Hobbit (verb) out of the water.

[Ewan]

Little Jjohnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of nowhere, a bird started jacking him off.
Johnny was so confused that he started screaming.
At that time Bilbo the Hobbit, playing in the water, started to stare at little Johnny.
He, wearing a yamaka, extended his twig towards johnny.
Johnny looked excited to see Bilbo; Bilbo rose out of the water.
As Bilbo's manly physique rose out of the water, Johnny's (noun) started to (verb).


EDIT: corrected to fix Ilya's error.

[Ilya]

holy fuck that was supposed to be bilbo not bible

[Exotic]

Little Jjohnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of nowhere, a bird started jacking him off.
Johnny was so confused that he started screaming.
At that time Bilbo the Hobbit, playing in the water, started to stare at little Johnny.
He, wearing a yamaka, extended his twig towards johnny.
Johnny looked excited to see Bilbo; Bilbo rose out of the water.
As Bilbo's manly physique rose out of the water, Johnny's head started to hurt. He went to his house and got some (adjective) medicine that made him feel better .

[Jason]

Little Johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of nowhere, a bird started jacking him off.
Johnny was so confused that he started screaming.
At that time Bilbo the Hobbit, playing in the water, started to stare at little Johnny.
He, wearing a yamakuh, extended his twig towards Johnny.
Johnny looked excited to see Bilbo; Bilbo rose out of the water.
As Bilbo's manly physique rose out of the water, Johnny's head started to hurt.
He went to his house and got some yeast infection medicine that made him feel better.
Suddenly, a (noun) came out of nowhere, scaring the (noun) out of Johnny.

edit: as this gets longer, maybe we can only put up the last 10-12 lines of it prior to our own sentence. it's going to get annoying reading every line. if not the last 10-12 lines, we'll have to at least but an extra line between sentences.

[Kim]

NOTE: I think it would be better for everyone to just post the prior sentence along with your new one, if you want the whole story, just read up.

Suddenly, a rat came out of nowhere, scaring the shit out of Johnny.
(Adjective), Johnny had to reclaim his confidence by (verb) the (noun).

[Existenz87]

Sadly, Johnny had to reclaim his confidence by overdosing the rat on heroin.
Afterwards, Johnny went to the 7-11 to (verb) a Big Gulp and (verb) the cashier.

[Exotic]

Afterwards, Johnny went to the 7-11 to buy a Big Gulp and pay the cashier.
Afterwards he (verb) the door, and (verb) outside.