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Originally posted by DoTheFandangoI wouldn't see a movie just because there is a hot chick in it. That's fucking retarded.
She is allowed to say "OMG ORLANDO BLOOM IS SOO FUXKING HAWTZ." because she is a girl, and I would say the same about Angelina Jolie, but I would never seee Tomb Raider even if you paid me to see it.
EVER.
If she did think about me I would force her to do other wise. Her existance is a skidmark on the underpants of society, and I wish that I not be associated in anyway with this dried up poo.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Ok Disliked. why don't you go pass notes to your sweetie pie.
Or maybe, you could grow the fuck up and realize that I fucking hate this bitch and that I think the world would be a better place if she never existed.
I hope you Disliked., as well as PandaGirl! and any other Evangelical/Lutheran/Catholic Conservative, know that you are the epitome of what is wrong in the world, and you should all be forcibly castrated and have your respective tubes tied up so you shall never reproduce. Your further procreation will only further this world's problems and difficulties in realizing that Humans are here to live and die. We have no REASON for existance. We just ARE. Just like a snake, a rabbit, or a fucking fly. We will live, die and be forgotten. Just like a fucking fly.Last edited by DoTheFandango; 10-28-2005, 03:08 PM.Originally posted by Jeenyusssometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
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wow, way too much emo drama in the first two sentences. Chill out man, no need to hate some girl you don't even know and will never see.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Way to throw religion into it, as if that were why she likes Orlando Bloom. Those two aren't the epitome of what's wrong with the world. You're the epitome of why some atheists are so annoying. I mean honestly, you hate them because they are Christian? I'd have more respect for you if you hated someone because they didn't like Weezer.
EDIT: You edited your post since I started replying, and now I feel even stronger about what I said.Last edited by Troll King; 10-28-2005, 03:13 PM.
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the editting was just awful.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerAll space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.
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I editted because I wasn't done but I hit the enter button (on an iBook) which is right next to the left arrow key. It sent my reply in incomplete.Originally posted by Jeenyusssometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
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I was just about to make a sandwich a few minutes ago when a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell. I let them say their peace and then I kindly told them that I wasn't particularly interested in hearing their message. They politely accepted that and left.
I would gladly go through that again before having to go through another of DTF's anti-religious rants.
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I'm still trying to figure out how we went from Bloom being a shitty actor, to there being something wrong with an attractive actor/actress influencing your decision to see a movie, to boobies, to religion.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Some Christians rang my doorbell and started talking about Jesus and shit so I pull my pants down and shat on my own fucking floor to show them how much I hate the big JC. Then I punched one of them in the face and called the other one a tool of society.
ATHEISTS - 1 CHRISTIANS - 0
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But the question is, would Orlando Bloom's tits sway your mind about going to see Sleepless in Seattle?My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by Troll KingI let them say their peace and then I kindly told them that I wasn't particularly interested in hearing their message.
On a more serious note, DoTheFandango, get a fucking grip.Originally posted by WardOK.. ur retarded case closed
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I've been an Orlando Bloom fan forever, so obviously I'm going to go see a movie with him in it because he's one of my favorite actors. Is that so wrong? Guys will go watch a sports match with their favorite team in it, because it's their favorite team. Sometimes they might be up against a team that is so easy to beat that it's pointless to watch. However, would you still go if you had the oppotunity, just because it's your favorite team that's playing? The majority of sports fanatics probably would. It's the same with me. If I have a chance to go watch a movie with my favorite actor in it, yes, I'd go.
Anyway, as this is somewhat relevant I had to post this. Hats off to Rodney for making this!
Anyway, I don't see how the fact that I like Orlando Bloom and my religion corelate. I don't really want to get into another religious debate because I've realized that no matter what I say, DTF is too narrow-minded to just accept me for who I am.Pandagirl!
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Originally posted by pandagirl89Gays can still be gays, and that's not my problem, they can burn in hell . I mean, they might not be able to contol their urges, but that doesn't mean they need to act upon them. Like for example, people who molest children. I mean, they like to do that, but does that mean we should make it legal for them just because they want to?Originally posted by Jeenyusssometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
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