how do i stop my house from being sold

[The Hawk]

Ilyaz cry like a little 13 yr old emo girl that just got dumped by her b/f in front of ur parents and beg for them not to sell the house

[Subjugation]

Shit in your hands and write "I <3 Satan" on the walls when someone comes to look at the house. It will work like a charm.

[Suh]

carve ur name into the wall, also carve in hearts and ponys

[schope]

Photoshop it up some fake newspaper saying weird stuff about the house. Like that the house is damned cause people that lived there died at a tragic way or something, then post it up to ppl interested to buy it

[ZeUs!!]

Salivating

[Torn Wing]

Photoshop it up some fake newspaper saying weird stuff about the house. Like that the house is damned cause people that lived there died at a tragic way or something, then post it up to ppl interested to buy it

Or better yet, just pretend to practice some really weird rituals while they're there.

[Ilya]

update: the house was sold.

whats new with you guys since 2005? what do you have to show for yourself?

[Cyrus]

soooo, setting it on fire didn't work in the long term eeh?

[Xog]

update: the house was sold.

whats new with you guys since 2005? what do you have to show for yourself?

I have some old lint, a key to my new apartment, a key to my motorcycle, a key to the bathroom at work, my wallet, a jollyrancher (green apple mofo), and my cell phone.

I don't know why, but your question made me want to list everything that was in my pockets.

I think it's because everything in my pockets is pretty much my life.

[fLaReD]

Shit in your hands and write "I <3 Satan" on the walls when someone comes to look at the house. It will work like a charm.

even better shit on the walls and write i love anal in the shitwalls

[Vatican Assassin]

Kill Xog and put xog corpse in attic. Don't care if house sells or not, but won't have to read xog lint pocket posts.

[Pummel]

Get scoop to period on the wall.

[Mr. 420]

Most of the ideas by people in my opinion will just make YOU Ilyaz, look like a freak. Just because YOU act weird, shouldn't really affect a prospective buyer's decision on the house itself.

Here a few of my suggestions to deter the potential buyers;

Dress in full plastic hazmat suit with a spraycan, bust in while they're there and say "All done being sprayed for 'insert nasty-house-eating insect here!'"

Come from the basement covered in fake blood and dirt with a shovel.


There are probably a lot more harmless little tricks like these that could help. Running out into the room butt-naked with some butter and a blow-up doll might work too though.

[Vatican Assassin]

Running out into the room butt-naked with some butter and a blow-up doll might work too though.

That's funny, I used the same exact idea in order to sell my last house, well to each his own I guess.

[Volcs]

update: the house was sold.

whats new with you guys since 2005? what do you have to show for yourself?

Holy fuck. . . nothing has changed . . .