how do i stop my house from being sold

[Subjugation]

Ilya, I'm friends with your parents and I'm gonna snitch out your plan.

PS, your mum is kinda hottie.

[ZeUs!!]

Gyrating slowly

[Ephemeral]

Simple, tell everyone you have AIDS.

Another huge deal killer is asbestos. It costs a mint to remove it if you have it anywhere in your house.

Lead in your water pipes will do it too.

Or a problem with the house title, like a bad right of way, boundry dispute, or lien issue.
(Sue your parents b/c clearly they fucked you up so bad, get a big judgement, attach the house with a lien.)

[Mephiston Hunter]

Urinate on their kids (if they have any).

-Mephiston

[Pressure]

Seduce the woman trying to buy the man.. if its a man, do your best. Act retarted and dump on the carpet(always get em ^-^ )

[Ilya]

i am taking all of these suggestions into consideration.

[Evasive]

tell ur parents not to sell it?

[Volcs]

fucking hell, evasive....

Ilyaz, put up blacklights in your room for decoration, and then squirt mayo all over the place. The walls, the ceiling, the carpets, over posters of cute puppy dogs.

[GlitterKat]

Yeah replace all your family photos with pictures of sick porn.
Thats what we did at some house party once.

Also pee'd in the guys drink and locked him out of his own house. LOOOOOOOOOOOLS

Good days

[Jeansi]

Sell it

Just fucking sell it.

[GlitterKat]

Arrange a bukkake involving your pets on the front porch

[Zerzera]

Maybe it's time for you to grow up. Talk to your parents, they probably sell the house for a reason, you know there is more in life than playing subspace. There are bills to pay, and what not.
Maybe your parents sell the house, so they can get rid of you. They will buy a nice single-room appartment and use the left-over money to have fun.
You can't deny your parents that!

[Volcs]

Maybe it's time for you to grow up. Talk to your parents, they probably sell the house for a reason, you know there is more in life than playing subspace. There are bills to pay, and what not.
Maybe your parents sell the house, so they can get rid of you. They will buy a nice single-room appartment and use the left-over money to have fun.
You can't deny your parents that!

OR MAYBE it's the other way around and his parents are being selfish and not considering IlyaZ's emotions.

[Ilya]

day 1: some big indian family of like 10 came to look at it and i didnt wanna be around when they were in here, so i IMed one of my pals with "oh shit some indian family is here. one of the bitches is hot. be back later" and kept the window and screen up

hopefully they saw and got offended

[Sarien]

OR MAYBE it's the other way around and his parents are being selfish and not considering IlyaZ's emotions.

Why would they count for shit from the get go?